October 17 at 11:38AM
Barack Obama is Covered with Pie
Barack Obama was up in New Hampshire yesterday morning, babbling about pie.
He has been doing this a lot lately, because I guess if you're ahead in the polls you can give a speech about how much you enjoy dessert and John McCain will still call you "eloquent"…
Anyway, there you have it, Barack Obama is so opposed to the American Dream he orders the foreign coconut cream pie without even checking to see if apple pie is on the menu.
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Aw, c'mon. Pie are square.
Formulas:
A=(pi)r^2 Apple pies r square
A=(pi)r*r Apple pies r round
C = (pi)d Cherry pie delight
I = p r t I "am" p-r-t pronounced I am pretty
rt = d rt are d pronounced retard
OMG, no wonder I flunked math, home ec, and beauty school. Can I still run for elective office? I can bake a pecan pie. Is that elitist? I don't understand the politics of pie. Can't we all just get pie-eyed?
Wow. Desparatevoter, you're scaring me. I did flunk beauty school. They had me at clockwise and counterclockwise pincurls. I've always had trouble telling my left from my right.
Wow. Do you know me?
Wish I did! The other threads are getting far too serious for weekend viewing!
Awww. Does that mean that you're not going to punk me, I mean, eventhough you are a guy.
Are you a guy?
Moving right along.
You said pie.
I = p r t I "am" p-r-t pronounced I am pretty
Pretty? People have always used words like pretty or beautiful to describe me. But that doesn't mean I ever felt that to be true. In fact, I have always found such descriptions to be almost embarrassing and the guys that line up hardly worth it. But then again, as a young girl, my main dream was to become a nun. After about age 13 or 14, I changed my mind. After that I wanted to become a teacher.
As for now- I think mid-life crisis.
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