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October 17 at 2:51AM

The Colbert Report: John McCain Will Be the Next President of Fox News

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

This last debate was so much of a game changer, Stephen's not sure this is even a game anymore. These guys might really be running for office.

Stephen's not the only one who thought John McCain brought the heat. Do you think he turned it around?

  1. Everyone needs some where they are worshiped and loved!

    What will Sarah Palin's role be on Foxnews? With her celebrity status, I'm sure she will either be a regular guest or host her own show —probably about killing animals and the climate!

    Here's a Sarah Palin song and video on YouTube.com you'll find funny! l)

    http://www.youtube.com/kimblethelegend

    by Kimble October 17th at 6:31PM
  2. Marc…

    cant republicans take a joke?

    by DK October 17th at 8:02PM
  3. I'm so glad we live in an era where we still have humor in a time of such sorrow. Stephen Colbert…you're comedy is timeless, as are you!

    by Maliya October 17th at 9:24PM
  4. N8xlr@aol.com

    McCain spent five plus years in a Vietnam prison. He was tortured on a daily basis.

    The question has been brought up during the vetting of the McCain and his campaign.

    Did McCain break under this continuous pressure and become brainwashed? In short,

    Could McCain be a sleeper agent for the communist?

    With all of this doubt could we American's and the rest of the free world trust McCain to handle the most powerful job in the world?

    This is a matter of trust and could be a danger to our Democracy.

    by L Kuhn October 18th at 11:27PM
  5. Stephen Colbar. You are somewhat amusing. But nonetheless, I must send you to the gulag. We have no sense of humor here in the Soviet Union.

    by Colbaroness October 19th at 12:37AM
  6. John McCain not only brought the heat, he looked like he
    was actually IN Heat.

    by Linda October 19th at 4:13AM
  7. You know–the comments on this page are totally unnecessary. The bring nothing to the content. I realize the irony in contributing in this way–but I am hoping to foment a change in culture of the internet(s)

    by Dan Bremson October 19th at 11:04AM
  8. This makes sense!

    Fox owns The Wall Street Journal. Six corporations control the vast majority of major media. McCain should fit right in.

    Seriously people. When Fox first started, they told their reporters to investigate and share their stories. Two young new journalists did so.

    Monsanto, a multi-national biotech corporation, must have mis-represented the growth hormone in their milk to the FDA and their milk had potential human health problems linked to cancer.

    The reporters were told there would be serious consequences for Fox if they ran the story. The story was stuck in an eight-month re-write and was changed 83 times! The reporters were fired because they refused to release a false and misleading story. This was a bad decision because a news company cannot retaliate and fire employees for refusing to participate in illegal reporting.

    This went all the way to the Florida Supreme Court three years after the reporters were fired. The court ruled in favor of Fox and Monsanto. Europe and Canada don't use this dangerous milk, yet it remains in the U.S.

    Moooo!

    FAUX NEWS

    by Sharon Jenson October 19th at 7:23PM
  9. Could McCain be a sleeper agent for the communist?

    by pawseries October 26th at 3:10PM
  10. No. No Biden.

    OK, no pope. Is there a rabbi?

    by Athena October 26th at 4:02PM
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