Election Day

We know that November 3, 2009 isn't a real Election Day. But still, we can all pretend. Right? Take a look at these six elections and let us know how much you care.

No Fair Health Care

This former McCain campaign advisor on health care is going to loose his coverage. No, seriously.

Christie v. Python

Find out how to tell copyright infringement from quite a far way away by examining Rep. Chris Christie's campaign ad.

Daily Bloomberg

Watch these videos and take a trip down Memory Lane, where the flowers are always in Bloomberg.
October 17 at 2:50AM

The Daily Show: Sam Bee and Jason Jones Take on the Undecideds

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

They've had two years to learn about the candidates, but they still can't decide — and these are the voters who may determine the election. Samantha Bee wants to know, do they need Obama to come to their houses and give them reach-arounds while he discusses his economic policy?

What do these indecisive creatures need to hear to make a decision?

  1. @keth heagey
    Are you referring to his "f-ck you" to Palin after she referred to small townsfolk as the only "Real Americans?" Yes, I agree. What a horrible thing for HIM to say. He should be ashamed of himself for criticizing such a nice woman.

    by Brian October 20th at 4:54PM
  2. jon is hilarious! all that think he is offensive are just jealous. i love him.

    by rose October 20th at 6:50PM
  3. I think a lot of people are undecided because they all see the same thing on stage: larger government, deeper debt, further erosion of privacy.

    McCain and Obama look like very different trees, but step back and see the forest: both are ambassadors of two parties that have dominated politics in America for ~150 years and who, preoccupied with fighting one another, have gotten us to where we are now: poor education standards, rotten tax system, blatant lobbyist corruption, etc etc etc

    Choosing McCain or Obama is just maintaining the status quo, when either one wins we'll all lose. I'm opting for a 3rd party (Bob Barr). Just look at ALL the candidates before you go into the booth, at least you won't be regretting your choice for 4 years.

    As for the skit–just depressing.

    by Janesrevolt October 20th at 8:34PM
  4. I love it, these people have no idea about absolutely anything. They can't even articulate why they are undecided, sad. And these people are going to decide the election, no wonder our government takes us for granted and assumes it can get away with almost anything.

    by jon October 21st at 12:38AM
  5. Decide this.

    by Suzy October 21st at 1:30AM
  6. Deeply unfunny to me. So these people should probably have made up their minds by now, and they haven't. What good is it to just insult them? Why not Socratically expose the clarity of the choice before them? It's the way most of the correspondent interviews go, but it still would have been a lot more subtle – and interesting.

    by Tez October 21st at 4:50AM
  7. …bloody undecideds….watch this! very funny take

    http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/opinion/walthandelsman/blog/

    by pnahsid October 21st at 8:22AM
  8. I love the Daily Show. I am almost always impressed by its high-level sophisticated wit and satire. To poke fun without resorting to and devolving into malicious mean-spiritedness is a fine art, and it has been successfully refined and honed by others in the Daily Show stable. But Sam Bee and Jason Jones showed they were not up to the task on this one. How hard is it to berate people? Not very. It's also, coincidentally, not very funny.

    by Mojie October 21st at 1:04PM
  9. To the other " moron" commentator who thought this was meanness…Obviously the "undecideds" in this skit are actors and in on the joke, DUH! Character actors and extras will do anything and being on the Daily Show- that's a great gig!
    Very funny, very creative skit. Anyone who didn;t get this probably also never got the Far Side, thought Archie Bunker's views were those of the writers,watches Fox News, has never heard of David Sedaris and needs to look up the word SATIRE on his computer dictionary widget.

    by Redflame October 25th at 4:53PM
  10. Sam, don't pressure the undecideds.It reminds me of when everybody jumped on President and Senator Clinton when in actuality they had already signed on, more than any past primary "loser." In the past, the "winner" got along quite nicely with a congradulatory handshake.

    It isn't good. It isn't right. President and Senator Clinton care about us. They have proved it with a lifetime of public service on behalf of the people.

    by Athena October 25th at 6:13PM
« 1 2 3 4

Leave a Reply

CONTACT US

FEATURES

Johnston's Johnson

Before the end of the year, John McCain will stare into the maw Levi Johnston's penis. And he will weep.

Grand Ol' Census

That census form you just received in the mail is okay to fill out because it's not actually a census form!

CAPTION CHALLENGE

THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE

Robert Gibbs was Luke's father?

LAST WEEK'S WINNER

"Healthcare legislation is like taking a dump this big. Sure it may hurt, but once it passes it feels soooo good."
Sumbitted by: flasunbum

HEADLINE ANAGRAMS

Submit Your Anagrams

Help us find the secret liberal code hidden in, "Brother of Afghan Leader Is Said to Be on C.I.A. Payroll". Submit your anagrams to this week's challenge!

INDECISION IS EVERYWHERE


Start following TheInDecider now!

POLITICAL ADDICTIONARY