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October 17 at 2:50AM

The Daily Show: Sam Bee and Jason Jones Take on the Undecideds

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

They've had two years to learn about the candidates, but they still can't decide — and these are the voters who may determine the election. Samantha Bee wants to know, do they need Obama to come to their houses and give them reach-arounds while he discusses his economic policy?

What do these indecisive creatures need to hear to make a decision?

  1. Why aren't you covering the voter challenges in Ohio? 200,000 people will not get to vote. Please bring attention to this. Provisional ballots do not get counted.

    by Andrew October 17th at 6:47AM
  2. Andrew: because they're not a news source. They're satiric commentary. Go petition CNN. Seriously. As a former Ohio voter (since moved), this needs to be addressed by *somebody.*

    by iowagradstudent October 17th at 10:40AM
  3. Anyone who is still undecided at this point is either an idiot or hasn't been paying attention. But for those who are still undecided, I'll make it easier. If you like the world as it is and everything going on in your life, pick the encumbant. If you don't like the world as it is or don't like everything going on is your life then vote for the opposition.

    by bearness October 17th at 11:16AM
  4. This is hilarious- I've been pretty riled up about the "undecided" and their inability to see the contrast between McCain and Obama…This probably would even give the right wingers a chuckle…

    by Nick Meinzer October 17th at 3:06PM
  5. The unfortunate truth is that many "undecideds" probably agree with Obama on everything but his skin tone.

    by zippo October 17th at 3:48PM
  6. Right wingers can't laugh. Their senses of humor have atrophied. What you don't use, you lose!

    by Desperatevoter October 17th at 4:40PM
  7. What do these indecisive creatures need to hear to make a decision?

    A news source that addresses the candidates and the issues in a less parisan, less reductionist format than the Daily Show. Try NPR.

    Obama supporters are nothing but bullies. They tried to bully Senator Clinton out of the primary race (didn't work), they tried to bully the Clintons into doing more campaigning for a former opponent than has ever been expected of any other loser (that worked apparently), and now they are trying to bully undecided voters. Enough is enough.

    by mary-m October 17th at 5:52PM
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