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October 17 at 2:50AM

The Daily Show: Sam Bee and Jason Jones Take on the Undecideds

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

They've had two years to learn about the candidates, but they still can't decide — and these are the voters who may determine the election. Samantha Bee wants to know, do they need Obama to come to their houses and give them reach-arounds while he discusses his economic policy?

What do these indecisive creatures need to hear to make a decision?

  1. mary-m: I think Dems and the rest of the country has a reason to bully about. George W. Bush BULLIED the American people and the whole world.

    by Andy Wasserman October 17th at 8:03PM
  2. Regarding undecided voters, I don't think it's a question of the issues or who's more qualified, I think it's a question of knowing who to believe. We as a country have been lied to for eight years (some might argue more), so there are going to be some people out there who don't know which of the two candidates are telling the truth.

    Also, although this segment was funny, Sam Bee did a segment with undecided voters four years ago and it was funnier.

    By the way, Dick Cheney is an alien overlord who wants to turn the American populace into Spam luncheon meat which will be served in the Halliburton company cafeteria. Tell the world.

    by legalize everything October 18th at 7:10AM
  3. I think the "undecided voters" decided long ago. Clearly they want to be in focus groups, enjoy the attention and their (dubious) sense of power.

    by Lainie October 18th at 10:52AM
  4. It's amazing that people are still undecided this late in the game. I guess they are just waiting for the next LIE to come out of the McCain camp……he's a socialist…..he's a terrorist….he's a muslim….he might not be American…..blah blah blah.

    by Big Dumb White Guy October 18th at 4:01PM
  5. they need to know its ok to vote for a black man.

    by john October 18th at 9:18PM
  6. Samantha Bee? If Jon Stewart twisted my arm to make me portray Hillary Clinton as you did, if he told me it was the end of my job, I wouldn't do it. In my opinion you are a whore, ok? Why don't you move down to Somalia and perform female genital mutilation? Women like you are not real women at all. You are henchwomen, only good to men, a detriment. Why not wear a birka? I have no use for women like you at all.

    You suck.

    by hilo08 October 18th at 10:40PM
  7. Samantha Bee you are SOOOO funny!

    by Bunn-e October 18th at 10:55PM
  8. Samatha Bee is a stupid cunt. Not funny at all. Except for her connections.

    Jon Stewart, are you sleeping with this no talent bitch? If not, I can't imagine why you're keeping her around.

    by J.C. October 18th at 11:02PM
  9. This was one of the best skits I have seen because it was so true! What is wrong with these "undecided" people!

    by Cyn October 19th at 1:50AM
  10. Undecided and uneducated both start with un. hmmmm… Are you pro-choice? Do you believe in capital punishment? The basic platforms never change; yet, those who don't read just can't make up their minds. Don't forget gun laws and civil rights for homosexuals! Anyone know how much money the religous right pumps into vote no campaigns?

    by Chris G October 19th at 8:26AM
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