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October 17 at 2:50AM

The Daily Show: Sam Bee and Jason Jones Take on the Undecideds

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

They've had two years to learn about the candidates, but they still can't decide — and these are the voters who may determine the election. Samantha Bee wants to know, do they need Obama to come to their houses and give them reach-arounds while he discusses his economic policy?

What do these indecisive creatures need to hear to make a decision?

  1. Is it funny, or is it sad, that people watch the Daily Show and consider it news? It's very obviously satire, people… Somebody said you should "try NPR" for your news because the Daily Show is "reductionist."

    I say you should "try waking up" if you watch this hilarious comedy for a primary source of news.

    by D. Jones October 19th at 9:50AM
  2. Maybe, we've made up our minds.

    The two-party candidates both suck.

    We don't follow your false bought out party structure.

    Leave us alone.

    by Laurie October 19th at 9:39PM
  3. Hey, hands off Jon Stewart. Yeah, he myopic and narrow minded and all, but damn, what a cutie.

    by Suzy October 19th at 10:35PM
  4. Doesnt Rudolf Gullianni look lie robocop?

    by DI October 20th at 12:08AM
  5. Maybe they should see this Political Short Film, don't tell McCain you know the answer…
    "the thinking man"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KzbJtG9V2E

    by Bill October 20th at 1:39AM
  6. after reading about John's comments during a stand up act in boston,about Sarin Palin. I realize What a pathetic A-hole he is. Look Im a democrat and hearing so-called compassionate people treat a woman like this shows me no class what so ever. It's no WONDER I DON'T WATCH HIS SHOW>>>>>HE"s Not FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by keth heagey October 20th at 11:37AM
  7. I was just wondering if Jon Steward has picked which color of dress he is going to wear when he swallow's Barack's throbbing manhood. Literally this time instead of the figurative blow job he's been doling out for a few years now. Suck ass.

    by Citizen Drew October 20th at 1:15PM
  8. "The Borgen Project has some good info on the cost of addressing global poverty.
    $30 billion: Annual shortfall to end world hunger.
    $540 billion: Annual U.S. Defense Budget."

    by The Borgen Project October 20th at 1:41PM
  9. This was one of the most unfunniest skits I've seen. Jason Jones and Samantha B weren't funny or witty, they were just insulting. Is calling someone a "moron" funny? It was just dumb, and I really don't know why Jon keeps this team around.

    by redrockin October 20th at 1:57PM
  10. It's kind of an indictment of our democracy, which is kind of like taking candy from a baby, so no points there, but it made me laugh, because it is so true.

    Speaking of morons (me), for 45 years, I never once wondered where money comes from — until this bailout thing made me curious. Check out this book, "Web of Debt" — astounding.

    http://www.webofdebt.com/

    by Chip October 20th at 3:37PM
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