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October 20 at 2:51PM

Barack Obama's Socialist Agenda Makes John McCain See Red

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

If there's one thing John McCain can't stand, it's a socialist trying to poison American democracy with socialism.

And if there's one thing John McCain really can't stand, it's a sneaky democracy-infiltrating socialist who's even less honest than the ones they have in Europe

Republican presidential candidate John McCain on Saturday accused Democratic rival Barack Obama of favoring a socialistic economic approach by supporting tax cuts and tax credits McCain says would merely shuffle wealth rather than creating it.

"At least in Europe, the Socialist leaders who so admire my opponent are upfront about their objectives," McCain said in a radio address.

Zut alors! When will Barack Obama follow the example of his all-important European Socialist constituency, and come clean about his lustful collectivist urges?

Keep your eyes on the newswires, comrades. Any minute now, Barack Obama is going to announce that he's giving us the $150 million he raised last month. That's just what you do if you're hell-bent on wealth distribution. Soon, comrades, very soon.

And then we're going to Euro Disney!

  1. Red baiting. How 1950's.

    (Outdated like the rest of his plan.)

    by Ol' Whip October 20th at 9:37PM
  2. CHECK OUT THE FOLLOWING:

    AK has 36.80 state employees per 1,000 residents. Kind of out of whack with the following states:
    OK has 18.64.
    CA has 10.77.
    NY has 12.91
    TX has 11.79.
    Above is from the US Census BTW.

    Sounds like Alaska has A LOT of government employees. Isnt' that BIG GOVERNMENT? Why so many? Check out their website. Wow so many departments for so few people. BIG GOVERNMENT, MMM????

    Check out the Alaska's Permanent Fund Dividend Trust which pays every "eligible" Alaskan to stay in Alaska. My impression is that this is STATE welfare ….. socialism if you will if you take McCain's definition of it. The monies come from revenue generated by/on/because of public lands in the way of timber, minerals, oil, etc. Why are Alaskans so special that they get paid off of OUR public lands and the rest of the citizens of the United Sates do not? ISN'T THIS REDISTRIBUTION OF OUR WEALTH?

    by lgrimalkin October 20th at 10:35PM
  3. Mary-Philips Sandy?

    What a loser you are. I think and write better on my worst day than you could on your best. You're a dominatrix and a thief. You must be somebody like Samantha Bee, for instance, that stupid, no talent cunt (who thinks she's something which makes me laugh, although, I've yet to actually laugh at her and don't know why Jon Stewart keeps her around because she's not funny). I conclude he must be sleeping with her because there's, uh, no other rationale that makes sense. She sucks. In any case, I don't think he's as intelligent as I originally thought. And Samatha Bee is far from funny. What a stupid bitch.

    Sorry. Not really.

    Meet a lot like her everyday. Far more than I ever wanted to meet. Unfortunately, she's a dime a dozen. No credit to the gender.

    Intuition.

    by Athena October 21st at 1:09AM
  4. Jon Stewart, get that stupid bitch off your show. She's not funny. She's not likable in the least. Why can't you get somebody really funny like Sarah Silverman to be a regular on your show? Samantha Bee is totally lame. If I have to put with her no talent presence, I swear I can't watch. I'm not sure you can blame writers. It's all in the delivery. She's got nothing. She's annoying, not to mention not funny at all. Ugh.

    by Athena October 21st at 1:20AM
  5. What the fuck was that? \
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    V

    by Dethanos October 21st at 1:28AM
  6. It's like this. If you are a Khazar, or a descendent of Khazars, then you are not necessarily a Jew. There is no such thing as convert to Judaism unless you are welcomed in the Synagogue. Some khazars may become Jews. It depends. In most cases, you must be born a Jew. Otherwise, you are an imposter, and such imposters have wreaked havoc on Israel. With God's help, such imposters will be cast off.

    I don't why I say such things. I am incorrigably psychic. I wish I weren't. Some people call it a gift. I call it a burden.

    by Athena October 21st at 2:14AM
  7. $150mil per month…thats $1.8bil pr yr…wow..Obama should just keep on campaigning he could solve the financial crisis by himself…

    by 2008 October 21st at 4:26AM
  8. iowagradstudent: I could be Green. Me, McKinney, Clemente and… and… Well, no one else really.

    You are dead on right about the Electoral College system. Unfortunately, it is more likely that the United States will become a democracy (i.e., parliamentary) then that it would get rid of the Electoral College. Fortunately, a movement doesn't have to win to have a great affect on the policies. If the voting group gets large enough, some one will come calling for their vote.

    What the third parties should do is quit putting up presidential candidates. It just erodes credibility. Until support is sufficient, the goals should be focused locally.

    http://libertygazette.wordpress.com

    by Liberty_Gazette October 22nd at 12:46PM
  9. Obama is quite the leader. To arm yourself against the McCain attacks, just look up Reverend Wright, Ayers and Rezko and others. Then, if people say that we can't trust Obama, you will be able to explain the facts. You will know everything you need.

    by Erik Jones October 23rd at 8:39AM
  10. Fuck man we can't even get honest elections, courts are too busy ensuring that these fraudulent ballots get cast.

    I swear Liberals are pure scum, this election they have launched a massive voter fraud campaign. It's fucking wrong to push socialism in a country which constitutionally is founded the DIRECT opposite of that, and to add insult to injury they can't win in a democratic system so they god d man cheat.

    I am a free citizen of the USA, not the governments subject. Americans should not bow down to this, any idiot can promise a majority of the people money and STEAL it away from the few, and that leads to anarchy and enslavement.

    Just ask the god damn Russian when they supported the Bolsheviks. What's being done in thsi country is unconstitutional, but since when has a liberal scumbag cared about the constitution? It's always been a thorn in their side.

    Liberty and Individualism, and self responsibility. Kiss the American dream good bye if we start letting this garbage happen.

    by Feo October 25th at 11:13PM
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