Sarah Palin Calls Obama "Barack the Wealth Spender"
In the spirit of Joe the Plumber, Sarah Palin took a shot at Barack Obama's tax plan by renaming him "Barack the Wealth Spender."
It doesn't exactly flow off the tongue, does it? But that's okay, because Palin salvaged her get-fresh flow at the same rally by introducing us to a new player, Tito Munoz, a construction worker whom Palin has named…come on, say it with me…Tito the Builder. And Tito has a bone to pick:
"Tito is not pleased with how the Barack Obama campaign and some of the media friends there have been roughing up Joe the Plumber,” Palin said, after accusing the Obama campaign of "investigating" Wurzelbacher’s background.
Yes, one _____ the _____ has to look out for the other. That's how _____ the _____s roll. But now that Joe the Plumber is sharing the _____ the _____ wealth, I would like y'all to weigh in on who the next _____ the _____ should be:
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Ginger the Poll Worker.
Help Sarah Palin and Senator Ted Steven support a Bridge to Somewhere!
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Help Sarah Palin and Senator Ted Steven support a Bridge to Somewhere!
Kind of, but not really. But this a fun idea and, of course, not original to us.
Thanks to Senator Ted Stevens and the nomination of Sarah Palin for Vice President, we've all heard of Alaska's "Bridge to Nowhere". We've heard of the mega line-item pork that provides for sometimes crazy projects to take place. But instead of us complaining about how horrible they are, let's all make a donation to something that reminds us (and them) of the importance of supporting projects that make sense and should receive funding. I propose we help fund a "Bridge to Somewhere". But not just any bridge. This bridge actually makes sense. It is a pedestrian bridge in Moscow, Idaho. In a time with rising fuel prices and increased consciousness about the environment, not to mention the negative impact of vehicles to neighborhoods, the time is right to build a bridge like this.
This pedestrian bridge has been approved by the Moscow City Council and the Mayor. However, the city does not have the funds for this bridge. They paid for soil testing at the site and everything is good to go except for the funds to build the bridge. This pedestrian bridge will make it possible for pedestrians, bicyclists, and the disabled to cross a creek and connect them to neighborhoods via the flattest route in town. Third Street Pedestrian Bridge Project, Inc. has been able to raise about $7,000 this year but much more is needed!
Here is the good part: The Third Street Pedestrian Bridge Project, Inc. asks that you make donations in the name of Sarah Palin and Ted Stevens. For each donation of $5 or more we receive, we will send a Thank You note to them for their donation to the "Bridge to Somewhere". Of course, if you would rather the donation be in your name, a family members', or in memory of someone, we will send you/them a thank you note as well. Our goal is to send out 20,000 Thank You notes. Please help us by donating now and passing this email on to all of your friends.
This is a brilliant idea for $5, $10, $20 or more!
If you can't donate with a credit/debit card on this site, then Donations need to be sent to:
Third Street Pedestrian Bridge Project, Inc.
1026 East Third Street
Moscow, ID 83843
The Third Street Pedestrian Bridge Project, Inc. is a non-profit Idaho corporation and has applied for 501c3 status with the Internal Revenue Service. While the IRS status is pending, donations are not tax deductible.
$150,000 Cariboo Barbie should know.
You say "earmark" I say "discreet diamond studs" from Neiman Marcus.
I keep hearing McCain say she is the most popular Governor in the US. How exactly does Alaska feel about her now?
Cindy the compulsive liar
Sarah the science sceptic
John the bear hater
John the McCain who lost Montana
All the Fox news clowns
BillO the clown (my personal favourite, even though it's not original)
Hannity the hysterical
Laura the angry loopy
Gretchen the godawful
Dumb, Dumber & the Bitch, Fox & Friends
Sarah the Secessionist
Palin the Pretender
Sarah the BS spreader
Rita the Rape Victim who had to pay for her own rape kit
Bristol the Baby-mama
I need a little jingle in my pocket, I need change now Baby!
Obama is the man, don't get BAMBOOZLE, Mccain is old and Palin is out of whack, she looks good but she thinks she is Joe six pak