October 22 at 3:28AM by TheInDecider
Stephen Colbert: We Cannot Let Cartoons Vote
The election is two weeks away and there's still a huge threat from a sinister organization called Acorn. This shadowy group of community organizers is up to voter fraud, turning in registration forms with names like Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck.
John McCain wants Barack Obama to explain the full extent of his relationship with Acorn, but it looks like McCain has his own explaining to do.
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Ron, You missed the point. The point is that those who are responsible for vicious attacks on EITHER CANDIDATE are unpatriotic, intolerant America haters LIKE Ayers and his ilk in the 1970's.
The cruel treatment of John McCain, whom the leftie moonbats seem to have forgotten John Kerry considered as a running mate, is disgusting. May be Obama is a nice guy, but the viciousness of many of his supporters turns me against him. If you lie down with dogs you rise up fleas.
I say judge the guys on their taste. Obama has Michelle…eeewww. Now if she looked like a member of En Vogue or Vivica Fox, that would be awesome. McCain has his blonde wife and Palin [nice alaskan t & a].
Look how the pakistan leader went crazy over Palin. I say vote for her and let Sarah seduce the world. Then we send snipers and remove every obstacle to American domination while they are entranced by her.
Only change, she needs a boob job, some 34D's would make her so much more popular. A president with a rack! Now that's American!
lol
sorry-believe
tommy, where is your america? cause in the real america along with the fake america republicans have been going after obama lying and slandering for the whole campaign. it has come from both sides but you didn't say THAT! you want to make it out as if obama is the only one when you know it's going both ways. i agree with one thing you said that it's not funny to point out mccains posture and such as it's from torture. as far as being intolerant, you're on the intolerant side. saying kill him he's a terrorist, off with his head all cause of his name and the fact that he's part black.
ayers group committing terrorist acts has about as much to do with this campaign as john mccains fundraiser thrown by john lindner when he was sending millions to terrorists in colombia in 2001.
fuck you on the unpatriotic comment. just because i don't beleive the same shit you do doesn't make me or any other democrat unpatriotic.
I almost forgot now if your IQ is low enough to not figure out what i said in my last comment thats ok. the other way to look at it is like this, with this election your statistically more likely to be voting for the vp canidate. mccain because hes maybe a year or two from either death or being bedridden from a remission of cancer or now you have to ask yourself do you want some rickety small town mayor who lets face it even as governer ran a state with lets face a population smaller than a lot of moderately sized cities, more importantly she's new to polotics like barak obamah but she already has a slew of scandals, oh yah and more importantly she lets her hubby todd make a lot of decisions and todd was head of the alaska independence comitte (a group that wanted to succede from the us).
Or on the other hand you have Obama's running mate Biden who yes has been in the american polical system for more than thirty years but he's been at it for more than 30 years and the repubicans arent finding any dirt on him.
i know it must be tough, old very angry redneck with experience with young pretty dumb (politically) redneck as his back up both of wich are overtly corrupt
or
young inexperienced progressionist with old dude that has a squeaky clean record as his back up.
mccain got to where he is for being a douch, he tries to play off the whole i was in the military so im a war hero vote for me. no offense but a hero is somebody who dose more than a single flight mission before being shot down and sent to prison, that is actually an unlucky bastard, because a true hero would be making a difference, do you actually think if mccain wasnt there that the war would have some how in the most minute way been affected. no
then he returned home and divorced his wife because she turned to an ug-o to pick up the current sugar mamma he's got today (cindy mccain definately the one who wears the pants in that one) anywho since he's been in polotics hes voted continously against soldir benefits increases he's let himself be manipulated into the will of the republican party and now wont even support measures that he himself brought to the table as recently as the last 2 years.
not to say obama doesn't have his own faults, but lets not forget a large portion of the media is republican biast (looking at you fox news) and even with that support people can see what a messed up campagn he is running.
mccain may have gotten some bad press lately but lets look at the facts we have the oldest canidate in history already with a reputation of being hot headed, starting a mudslinging campaign when in fact the only legitemate concerns they brought up were connections to someone on an education board Bill Ayers who was part of weather underground back when barak was all of 8 years old, the thing there not telling you is a number of republicans have been associated with him over the years as well.
he's made a song about bombing iran, his campaign in now trying to devide the country between what they call real america and fake america. he's told numerous sexist jokes, he was against martin luther king day and is old enough to have been there to vote on it.
so yeah he's gotten a little bad press but thats because hes a bad polotician and more importantly a bad person.
anywho when you go to the polls to vote vote for who ever but keep your facts in mind.
Um…I think it's funny, if anyone cares. And I remembered to take the caps off for my comment…
IN MY AMERICA NO ONE PORTRAYS EITHER CANDIDATE LOOKING LIKE AN APE OR IS IT A NEANDERTHAL WITH HIS TONGUE HANGING OUT.
IMAGINE THE OUTCRY IF ANYONE CHARACTERIZED OBAMA THAT WAY! DOING SO TO MCCAIN IS EQUALLY DISGUSTING AND NOT IN THE LEAST FUNNY WHEN ONE REFLECTS ON THE TORTURE THAT RESULTED IN MCCAIN'S PHYSICAL STATURE.
OF COURSE, ALL THE LEFTIE MOONBATS DID NOT RESPECT HIS SACRIFICE THEN BECAUSE THEY WERE AND STILL ARE INTOLERANT, CRUEL AMERICA HATERS — CHIEF AMONG THEM WILLIAM AYERS. ASK THE 9 CHILDREN OF POLIC OFFICER LT SCHROEDER WHOSE FATHER WAS MURDERED IN BOSTON BY AYERS' GROUP THEIR OPINION OF HIM.
I WAS OKAY WITH OBAMA UNTIL HIS CRUEL, AND, YES, UNPATRIOTIC SUPPORTERS STARTED FLOODING THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA WITH THEIR VENOM.
IT IS NOT FUNNY WHEN A SHOW PRESENTS, IN THE GUISE OF HUMOR BIASED, CRUEL CONTENT! EEFU, COLBERT ALONG WITH JON STUART.