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Hey, Governor Palin, Any Money Left Over to Buy Barack Obama New Shoes?

POSTED BY: Dylan Ris

Governor Palin, I know the campaign only gave you $150,000 for your wardrobe, and you certainly spent it more tastefully than Cindy McCain, but do you think there might be a little left over so we can buy Barack Obama some new shoes?

It seems that the Democratic nominee has worn out his soles — twice — over the course of the campaign. (And that's despite removing his shoes to enter a secret mosque five times every day.)

Realistically, of course, Palin treating Obama to a pair of shoes is about as likely as Fox News giving Cindy Sheehan a talk show. But someone has gotta help Barack out with that footwear.

Simply put, there's no way that Britney, Paris and the girls would allow one of their own to appear so shabbily on this weekend's party circuit.

(photo via Daily Kos)

  1. And if you think Barry doesn't take off weekends, get real. I don't know what dope you're smoking, but obviously it's good enough to have you believing that Barry Steve Obama is the democrat's messiah.

    by Schratboy October 23rd at 6:02PM
  2. Looks like he is the man for the job. Has put a lot of tread on those tires. Much like most of us now days that can't afford those new shoes and have to glue them together with super glue.

    by Deb Lorain Ohio October 23rd at 6:31PM
  3. McCain has 7 houses, 13 cars and a jet. Obama has 1 house and 1 car and 1 wife. What is wrong with this picture.

    by T.Ruth October 23rd at 6:37PM
  4. I don't know about the rest but when I heard McCain left his wife after and accident for his current wife Cindy. It left me feeling that he is not a hart felt person.

    by Deb lorain ohio October 23rd at 6:47PM
  5. please see this http://www.huffingtonpost.com//2008/10/23/gop-strategist-on-palins_n_137226.html this republican jerk is saying that Obama's plane trip to visit his grandma is more expensive than the Palin Family's $150K makeover

    by jj October 23rd at 6:47PM
  6. Aw, c'mon, Schratboy, admit it – you're really insecure. You're just crying out for some comfort and attention, right? Bet you've had feelings of inadequacy ever since you were a little Schrat? And now your world is turning over and it's tough to take. It's ok, we understand and we're all pulling for you.

    by DaveW October 23rd at 7:02PM
  7. if Sarah and Todd are millionaires as their taxes prove, why can't they clothe themselves and their family? Who in the state of Alaska approved paying for plane trips for her kids as being "on state business" even when they weren't invited to or present at the events? I mean, c'mon, if you submitted an expense report that included your kid's expenses any normal reimbursement oversight would not legally be able to approve it?!

    by Lisa in Shelton October 23rd at 7:11PM
  8. I'm sure many of the world's tiniest violins are playing for the Schratboy. Go whine to cronies who care. Yeah, e-mail Hannity and revel in all that Republispin.

    by Lisa in Shelton October 23rd at 7:15PM
  9. (sing to the Brady Bunch)

    Here's a story of a lovely lady
    who said she was a hockey mom.
    She declared herself a reformer
    But she was really a hypocrite all along…

    The Palin Bunch
    The Palin Bunch

    by Ansel October 24th at 2:14AM
  10. Hey, Sarah, any change left to buy a copy of `VP Candidate for Dummies'?

    by Dan Blank October 24th at 11:04AM
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