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October 24 at 2:28PM

Barack Obama's Mean Hometown Paper Calls Trig Palin a Fatty

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy

In light of the ongoing flap about her wardrobe, Sarah Palin sat down for an exclusive interview with the Chicago Tribune to set the record straight-ish: Oh dear no we're really frugal, it's a double standard, we're donating the clothes to charity, gosh darn it, America, priorities, such as too which.

But of course the Chicago Tribune — conveniently located in Chicago, home of gym rat Barack Obama and the svelte terrorists with whom he pals — seized the opportunity to take a cheap shot at the youngest, second-most helpless Palin.

Seems little Trig has been porking it up on the trail, and his figure just isn't what it used to be, har har…

Palin on Thursday granted one of her first newspaper interviews since becoming McCain's vice presidential nominee. She was joined by her husband, Todd, who cradled Trig, noticeably plumper since he was first introduced to the world two months ago.

Why is the mainstream media so sexist toward babies?

  1. What is discrimination against babies called anyhow? Babyist?

    by Catamount October 24th at 4:18PM
  2. What are you proposing, Sarah? A nanny for everyone who has a special needs child? Housing, clothing and transportation costs paid for by the state? Good luck selling that pipe dream to people whose lives are so difficult their only recourse is to vote their fantasy. When you have them where you want them, why don't you rip their hearts out of their chests by having them endure the last 8 years of the Bush Administration and giving them 4 more of the same with even less than they started out with. But we know you'll be fine. And we know they wouldn't really take your fancy wardrobe away. You're set, why care about people who are truly suffering. Rot in hell.

    by Hilo08 October 24th at 4:50PM
  3. @Catamount:
    This would be infatticide. Infattitude. Infatigableist. Babyflabite. Trigtubism.

    by GoingLikeSixty.com October 24th at 4:59PM
  4. Isn't infanticide like, killing babies? That lil' porky tard is cute.

    by Catamount October 24th at 5:02PM
  5. This baby looks much older and bigger than six months.

    by linda in nm October 24th at 7:35PM
  6. Sheesh. How old's that mongoloid? Fifteen? They should spend some money on makeup for him.

    by wrong October 24th at 9:22PM
  7. Knock it off! Trig is the cutest little baby ever. Leave the Palins alone. The are good people. They don't deserve any of this.

    by Athena October 24th at 9:51PM
  8. So, Trig was NOT premature.

    by obamagramma October 24th at 9:58PM
  9. And Palin won't release her medical records, which might show… oh I don't know … that she had her TUBES TIED after Piper !?!

    by obamagramma October 24th at 9:59PM
  10. who the hell cares? I'm more concerned I'd be footing the bill for a $900. jOHNNY JUMP UP.

    by Hilo08 October 24th at 10:06PM
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