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October 24 at 11:57AM

Limbaugh, Savage and Corsi See Right Through Obama's "Dying Grandmother" Story

POSTED BY: Dylan Ris

Thank God for Rush Limbaugh. And not just because of the wonders he's done for our nation's white-collar drug dealers.

You see, the Bloated One heard Barack Obama try the tired "the woman who raised me is dying and I'm going to be at her bedside" line, and saw right through it. He knew those words to be obvious code for a birth certificate cover-up job.

Here's Limbaugh, speaking between bites of cigar, on his detective work…

"Who announces days in advance they're rushing to the side of a loved one who is deathly ill, but keeps campaigning in a race that's said to be over, only to go to the loved one's side days later? See, I think this is about something else… This birth certificate business, this lawsuit that a guy named Phillip Berg filed in Philadelphia in August for Obama to produce his genuine birth certificate, and he still hasn't replied, he hasn't done so."

But don't take Limbaugh's word for it! How about Michael Savage's?

"And Obama's leaving for Hawaii — Why? Why? What's he doing there? Why's he going there, huh? What's he going there for, huh? Why's he gonna — the last phase of a race, he's getting off the track just to visit his grandmother? Don't be stupid. It's the birth certificate issue, you fools, you."

(I'll bet Savage would have been a little kinder if he'd remembered that Obama's grandmother is white!)

And to top it off, on the radio show of domestic terrorist G. Gordon Liddy, Jerome "Swiftboat" Corsi announced plans to follow Obama to Hawaii "to do what digging I can on the birth certificate."

You mean this birth certificate, Jerome?

Maybe Dr. Corsi should reconsider his priorities on this trip. You shouldn't jump ahead to the birth certificate chase when goal number one really ought to be not getting deported this time.

  1. Oh my gosh!Anyone can photoshop a birth cert! Which Phil Berg already has proved! Why is it he can't present to the judge an actual birth certificate to be examined whether it is a phony or not? Ah,that would be because HE IS NOT A US CITIZEN! Get a clue people! Why did he haul his skinny butt all the way to Hawaii when he had temporarily ceased all communication with his grandmother (after the "I was there at his birth when he was born in Kenya" comment?
    Now the only person who could prove where he is born is now deceased, and the truth of his birth was taken to the grave with her!

    by vote4McCain08 November 4th at 5:28PM
  2. Maybe Obama should be nicknamed the next Slim Shady lol!:)

    by vote4McCain08 November 4th at 5:31PM
  3. If Obama is the child of an American citizen, he IS a citizen no matter where he was born, you ignorant morons. Did you EVER take a single civics class?

    by Big B November 4th at 5:45PM
  4. I'll bet Limbaugh, Savage, and Corsi are feeling a little foolish right about now. Assholes.

    by Sweetie November 4th at 5:59PM
  5. We'll see how long (for those who voted for Obama) joy will last. When you see what he will do to the liberties and freedoms of our nation,when he begins his socialistic government, and raises your taxes, and tells you whether you can get a medical procedure or not, or whether you can obtain a permit for a firearm.When he calls Russia to say he has disarmed the "button" that will start a nuclear war ( He said he will do this) You'll be saying to yourself, "You know Bush was not so bad"
    So enjoy! You'll all be crying later!

    by gollymolly November 5th at 8:40AM
  6. The ghost of Joe McCarthy is alive and well and living in the alter egos of the Limbaugh's and their cronies. Surely they don't really believe this stuff. They are just trying to make a less than honest living off a segment of our pouplation that refuses to think for themselves

    by Charlie Smith November 8th at 12:40PM
  7. If Philip Berg, Andy Martin, Alan Keyes and all of the others making these claims are lying, and this could possibly destroy Barack's career, and effectively end the Democratic Party, why have the DNC and the Obama Camp not sued them for libel?

    I know if these "vicious rumors" were being published and pursued about and against me, and I had nothing to hide in a court of law I would have sued for libel the day these suits were presented.

    Instead the DNC and Obama have decided to file injunctions and attempt to have these suits tossed on technicalities to avoid having to prove the unprovable which would ultimately lead to the absolute destruction of the Democratic Party and the "Hope" of changing the course of this country forever.

    by Jared L. Ohlinger November 19th at 11:46PM
  8. Dylan, "this birth certificate' is NOT a birth certificate. It is a Certificate Of Live Birth. Not legally the same kind of document. That COLB has been exposed as a phony for some time now.

    Was Obama's COLB Photoshopped? Also BO's half sis was NOT US born but she has a COLB from Hawaii…

    http://tinyurl.com/5×4mzk

    Here is more from YouTube–

    http://tinyurl.com/q729hr

    SamFox

    by SamFox May 21st at 9:01PM
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