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Wassup?! – Eight Miserable Years Later

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

I have to say that I really enjoyed this. About as much as I enjoyed the original back in 2000 (when I actually believed my Internet start-up job was gonna make me a millionaire), but in a wholly different way. This, I found to be kind of thoughtful and poignant.

You know what they say: Nothing focuses the mind like a good hanging joke…

I like how at the end they have to point out that the opinions expressed aren't those of Anheuser-Busch.

The funny thing is that since Anheuser-Busch was recently bought by a bunch of arugula-eating Belgians, the opinions expressed might not be all that different these days.

True.

True.

  1. I never understood why Martin Lawrence never brought a law suit against these knuckleheads for stealing his Wassup!

    by TeeRoy October 24th at 11:54PM
  2. Rachel, just so you know– If you acted like that in the real world, you'd be dead right now. "Bob" forbid that someone's written language should appear different from ours! You're human waste. Sit quietly in the road and natural selection will take care of you. Thanks!

    CMED, you're just an idiot. Don't leave the house, don't breed, and take that time to LEARN TO READ AND WRITE LIKE BIG KIDS DO. Idiot.

    This campaign has done the service of showing me just how backward this country really is. You two are why the world hates us. Who cares what a candidate eats? Do you folks not realize yet that issues like this exist to obscure the real issues? The fact that McCain hasn't been a "maverick" in AT LEAST eight years, if ever? That he helped author a bill denying the existence of other POWs in Viet Nam? Do me a favor, Cons: Look up "Truth Bill", "McCain Bill", and "Eugene Tighe". It's okay if you only use two fingers. The information will still be there no matter how long it takes you to type it.

    by J. October 25th at 12:01AM
  3. That was funny, and well done, I thought. Wassup, indeed.

    Oh, and I do wish the racists would take their filth elsewhere. It's really junking the place up.

    by DaveW October 25th at 12:29AM
  4. I am glad that all of us racist folk can finally be open about our views. It is really refreshing to be able to express my hate and intolerance. God Bless John McCain and Sarah Palin for all the good work they are doing promoting the white race.

    er… Nevermind. It isn't as fun to be a troll when what you are saying is actually true.

    by Ashley Todd's mother October 25th at 1:11AM
  5. I am continually shocked by the stupidity of people (racism) …if people would use their heads and hearts ..and stop "not thinking" like your parents you might get partial respect from half intelligent people and not looked upon as a total imbecile ..that retarded way of thinking (racism) gets past on from stupid person to stupid person. You should have an IQ test done before you are allowed to vote. All these racist comments from republicans are doing, is emphasizing the gross difference in intellect between the parties. Stupid people can not be led by stupid people. If you are retarded (a racist), get your IQ tested before you are allowed to vote. Stop not using your brain and just using the trash that was put into your minds from your not so bright parents.

    by Al October 25th at 12:34PM
  6. Hands down, the best political campaign commercial of the season.

    Move over "Daisy", 'cause dat's wassup!

    by the blue state bandit October 25th at 2:39PM
  7. Wonder if the 'what are YOU doing' version will be updated:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DkIk2NKEHs&feature=related

    by Hilo08 October 25th at 8:14PM
  8. Hey check these out too!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoIrq74osLc

    by Aaron October 26th at 4:40AM
  9. what's wrong with ARUGULA, i mean what are you trying to say? you do realize that americans are richer on average than belgians anyway, i hope. i'll bet you could probably use some more green leafy vegetables in YOUR diet, anyway.

    by heretic October 28th at 11:52PM
  10. re; the next president; "the proof of the pudding will indeed be in the eating".

    by romeo October 31st at 1:08PM
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