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October 27 at 4:17PM

Al Qaeda Attacks Barack Obama

POSTED BY: G. Xavier Robillard

Following on the heels of the international terrorists endorsement of McCain, 23/6 — known as the Al Jazeera of political humor — released this Al Qaeda ad attacking Barack Obama…

This is obviously a violation of campaign finance laws, them being a foreign interest group and all, so if we can't actually arrest the terrorists for having blown shit up we can totally nail them on this.

  1. Truth correction:
    1. Iraq never “hit us.” I’m amazed that you could be there for 1.5 years and not have ever discovered this truth.
    2. “Hand over the Heart” is a custom and not doing it is, at most, a breech of etiquette. However, on the video I saw with him, Bill Richards, Hillary Clinton, and others, it is clear that there is a flag behind him. It is not clear that there is a flag anywhere else. To truly be in etiquette, they would have had to turn their backs to the crowd and face the flag, which no one else on the stage did. Since none of them were facing the flag, I’m not sure that it was wrong to not have the hand over the heart.
    3. The “being sworn in on the Koran” is a flat-out lie.

    But if you want to cast your vote based on two lies and a breech of etiquette, it’s a free country.

    by bearness October 27th at 8:14PM
  2. Without bias, after watching all the debates, reading articles, hearing arguments for and against the candidates, Obama comes out as a better thinker, strategist, spokesman, and pursuader of the masses. He also better understands the modern culture, youth culture, and is intellectually, scientifically, culturally, genderly, and religiously inclusive in his policies and opinions and is the only candidate that seems to create respect globally. In addition being a man of culturally and religiously mixed heritage, he stands as an icon for people of all ethinicities (White, Black, Indian, Chinese, Koren, Japanese, Hispanic etc….) and religions.

    Who can seriously argue that Barack is not the better of the two candidates?

    by David October 27th at 8:14PM
  3. hey, it's butch again! i should have guessed before i read the name, considering how the comment read like a 3rd grader's attempt at story time.

    but if you were really in Iraq, i guess i can give you a pass for obviously taking a bullet to the head that destroyed the language centers in your brain.

    carry on.

    by jonesaholic October 27th at 8:37PM
  4. I like the dain bramaged act. He speaks to the masses.

    by Cube October 27th at 9:40PM
  5. Hey Butch – International Caps Lock Day was last week, so sorry you missed it.

    http://lifehacker.com/5067438/celebrate-international-caps-lock-day-by-remapping-the-key

    by G. Xavier Robillard October 27th at 10:35PM
  6. You mean MUSLIMS? From MUSLIMIA?

    Oh dear God, catch me, I feel faint.

    by Her Majesty October 27th at 11:12PM
  7. If this was the other way around, the Republicans would be all over saying how the terrorists want Obama to win. Kind of sucks when the terrorists want you to win. http://straighttalkonmccain.blogspot.com/

    by sean harrington October 28th at 12:41AM
  8. I can't wait until after this election when we can all go back to liking a light cotton fabric again.

    by obamagramma October 28th at 4:37AM
  9. Pass me a poncho, this presidential campaign is officially bukkake-ing us with stupid.

    by JC in NC from NY October 28th at 11:05AM
  10. Well Butch, you do have me thinking we may not be as secure as I have previously thought. ……

    They let you handle a weapon?

    by Ol' Whip October 28th at 12:17PM
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