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October 27 at 9:45AM

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POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Barack Obama will be giving his "closing argument" to a crowd of supporters in Ohio today…

In his speech, Senator Obama will tell voters that after twenty-one months and three debates, Senator McCain still has not been able to tell the American people a single major thing he'd do differently from George Bush when it comes to the economy.

Obama will ask Americans to help him change this country, and say that in just one week, they can choose an economy that rewards work and creates new jobs and fuels prosperity from the bottom-up, they can choose to invest in health care for our families and education for our kids and renewable energy for our future, and they can choose hope over fear, unity over division and the promise of change over the power of the status quo.

So, if this is his "closing argument," what are we gonna get from his half-hour infomercial on Wednesday night?

More talk about pie? I, personally, do not think that would be a smart use of a half-hour of prime time national television.

As a voter, I'd prefer he talk about cheesecake.

  1. He's going to review his football pool picks and his pre-season NCAA BB favorites.

    by DaveW October 27th at 10:42AM

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