Both parties are ramping up their get-out-the-vote efforts, but some enterprising Real Virginians have switched to a keep-in-the-vote approach, distributing fliers that instruct area Democrats to wait until November 5 to cast their ballots.

What a (sic) trick…

A phony State Board of Elections flier advising Republicans to vote on Nov. 4 and Democrats on Nov. 5 is being circulated in several Hampton Roads [Real Virginia] localities, according to state elections officials.

In fact, Election Day, for voters of all political stripes, remains Nov. 4.

The somewhat official-looking flier — it features the state board logo and the state seal — is dated Oct. 24 and indicates that "an emergency session of the General Assembly has adopted the follwing (sic) emergency regulations to ease the load on local electorial (sic) precincts and ensure a fair electorial process."

The four-paragraph flier concludes with: "We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause but felt this was the only way to ensure fairness to the complete electorial process."

Who on earth could be responsible for these cowardly, un-democratic, anti-spellcheck fliers? Let's put our speculating caps on…

Virginia Democrats say they had to battle similar misinformation campaign from GOP supporters in 2005 and 2006, but some Republicans suspect Democrats are actually behind the efforts in order to generate stories about potential voter suppression.

Of course! It's like how Barack Obama's supporters keep screaming slurs about him in order to generate stories about people screaming slurs.

Keep this in mind next week when millions of sneaky Democrats don't vote for Barack Obama, just so they can generate stories about him losing the election.