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October 28 at 12:18PM

Phone Sex Robocall Found to Maybe Not Be Such a Good Idea

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

I don't know about the kind of congressional politics they practice out there in California. Granted they're pretty liberal in their views on sexuality.

But I'm not used to the desire to masturbate to political robocalls

About 100,000 voters from across California's first congressional district received a startling phone message Sunday in which a female voice sighed seductively, "Mike Thompson's been a bad boy."

The recorded voice purred into the phone, "Vote 'yessss' for Zane," — Zane Starkewolf, the Republican candidate who faces Rep. Mike Thompson, D-St. Helena, in the November race for Congress.

Big mistake on Starkewolf's part. No way he should have apologized for those robocalls.

I'm telling you, there are a ton of people out there who wanna have sex with robots. And they vote, too.

On the other hand, with all the BDSM they've got out there, this could backfire on him with supporters eager to spank their candidate at the polls.

  1. Keep it up Zane!

    I served in a war that Congressman Thompson voted against but for some reason voted 3 times now to fund….yes fund.

    If he was actually against this war he wouldn't have voted for the last two National Defense Authorization Bills that gave more money to the war campaign. He also voted for continued funding which had timelines last year.

    We need consistency in our political leaders. Zane has been against this war, and if elected he will not vote to fund this continued occupation.

    Congressman Thompson voted to take away our privacy when he voted with President Bush on his Patriot Act.

    Congressman Thompson has been funded for years by the rich wine company's in the southern part of CA-1…We need change!!!

    by IraqWarVeteran October 28th at 4:53PM
  2. If elected, Zane Starkewolf is the next Tim Mahoney.

    Also, Zane Starkewolf's porno name is Zane Starkewolf.

    by DaveW October 28th at 1:43PM
  3. I can't stop laughing at this: Wikipedia's definition of BDSM contains a photo, the caption of which is, "Collars are a commonly used symbol of BDSM and can be ornamental or functional."

    by DaveW October 28th at 1:40PM
  4. Eh… Not sure my computer was pleased with me visiting a fembot site. Something's boiling on the stove.

    by Cube October 28th at 12:53PM
  5. Now that is working the poll.

    This is the slippery slope which leads to someone accusing their opponent of giving the "Golden State a golden shower".

    by Bob L October 28th at 12:43PM

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