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October 29 at 3:42AM

The Colbert Report: Barack Obama the Socialist

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

By calling Barack Obama a socialist, the McCain campaign is targeting its most important voter: Joe the McCarthy.

Stephen hopes you liked his Karl Marx joke, because once Obama redistributes punch lines, it's the only one you'll have.

  1. Seriously… Godwin's Law confirmed on the second post?

    Man… I'm glad these elections are nearing an end.

    by Itzy October 29th at 11:46AM
  2. PaulV– you are a complete nincompoop. Learn a few things in life: socialism, capitialism, dictatorship, third world countries, grammar, spelling.

    by ella blue October 29th at 11:47AM
  3. PAULV your post makes me wonder a few things.

    how does someone who is obviously so intellectually challenged as you are manage to figure out how to turn on a computer let alone figure out how to post on a forum?

    you would do well to stop posting cause posts like that don't prove anything to anyone except that you only have 3rd grade education.

    by patrick October 29th at 12:35PM
  4. i think eventually all the poor people like me will realize that we are nothing more than slaves to the rich, rise up and start the demise of "America". HMMM i got the feeling of deja'vu ( oh yeah ,Rome)

    by chrissy October 29th at 1:30PM
  5. Clearly, during a time of war it un-American and socialist to raise taxes. That is right, our fellow Americans are dying and being maimed in Iraq and Afghanistan to protect us and this is how we show them support? Raising taxes! OUTRAGOUS!

    Did the Founding Fathers "raise taxes" to support George Washington and the Continental Army at Valley Forge. HELL NOT! The Founding Fathers let the Continental Army pull themselves up by their boot straps by eating them.

    Like in 1776 support the War effort; CUT TAXES NOW!

    Did we mention Obama is a socialist?

    by Bob L October 29th at 1:45PM
  6. ROFL!! Stephen, you never fail to crack me up. It amazes me how some people watch your show, and take it seriously.

    PaulV, all I can say to you right now is,

    "Waiter, FACT check please!"

    Your closing comment, in CAPS even..frightens me.
    Here is something for you to read, before you start sounding like you are one fry short of a happy meal, or someone you would see on the movie, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

    Sarah Palin, herself, said,

    "And Alaska- we're set up, unlike other states in the union, where it's collectively Alaskans own the resources. So we share in the wealth when the development of these resources occurs."

    Yet, she is bashing Obama for wanting to do the same thing?
    Can you say, "Hypocrite"?

    Ms.Failin' even lied about Madeleine Albright, claiming that Madeleine's says that "Barack is not ready to be President. "

    Madeleine Albright got on the Rachael Maddow Show, and said that it was false, AND that he IS ready to be President.

    The McCain campaign is desperate, and they are flinging more poo around, than an angry monkey.

    There is so much more that you need to get your facts straight on before you post. It just makes you look like you are NOT smarter than a 3rd grader.

    You are no better than the McCain campaign by spouting off false "facts". OxyMORON.

    by Tawnie B October 29th at 1:46PM
  7. DesparateVoter…

    I found it funny that Colbert quickly cut the interview off when the guy started spewing Obama-like comments regarding…
    Brian Moore: "The whole idea (of Socialism)… is that the majority of the Americans would share in having a quality of lifestyle, as opposed to under capitalism, where a small elite share in the profits at the expense of the majority of people…"
    Colbert: "Yes, I am one of the elite, why would I want the Socialists to take over?"
    Brian Moore: "Because we want 'fairness', and the equality, and eqalitarian…"
    Colbert: "Hey, sir, life is not 'fair', if it were, John McCain would be winning… Thank-you so much for joining us"

    Hmmm… sounded a lot like Obama's plan for 'fairness'. The problem with this fellow was that he is confusing socialism with communism. Socialism is the ideaology–"share the wealth"… Communism is the tool in which Socialism is implemented–"government owned businesses". It's easy to confuse the two, when you believe in both… that line separating the two becomes trivial and fuzzy.

    By this guy's own definition and Obama's own words… Obama is a Socialist! Just a fact, jack. Read his racist-filled memoirs, "Dreams from my Father", if you do not believe the truth.

    by JustBoB October 29th at 1:49PM
  8. There's something ringing very true to me about the recent newscasters and others calling Barack Obama a Marxist, calling him the "redistributionist," a socialist, and claiming he wants to make the United States like Sweden. Obama even spoke about rewarding not only capital, but rewarding the labor that creates value. Of course Obama has to reject these labels because they are so heavily laden in the U.S., just as he has had to reject claims that he is a Muslim. But like being a Muslim, going against orthodox free market economic doctrine is not in itself a bad thing. Especially if you believe in fairness and equity.

    When Obama tells us he wants to tax the very rich, McCain slams this as class warfare. This when the U.S. is the most unequal wealthy country in the world. Americans are booing when McCain says Obama is out to redistribute their wealth – as if that isn't long-accepted standard practice in all civilized countries through taxation. McCain is lost in populist Boston Tea Party rhetoric arguing against taxes. And Americans are joyfully dumping their chamomile leaves into the harbor.

    Socialism is when government owns the means of production. Obama is not a socialist – he does not want government running businesses, as Steve-o showed us all by bringing out the Socialist Party candidate for president. Thanks, buddy, for bobbling where no other bobble heads will go.

    by David Froman October 29th at 2:06PM
  9. PaulV,

    Your post should serve as a clarion call to whomever is elected that they need to address the sorry state of education in this country.

    by Ol' Whip October 29th at 2:37PM
  10. John McCain showing he's a Socialist

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2JPbQOHEkY

    If Obama is, so is McCain.

    by SocialistMcCain October 29th at 11:10PM
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