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October 29 at 5:34PM

The Unspeakable "Truth" About Barack Obama

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Jon Swift — a self-described "reasonable conservative" blogger — did us, the blogosphere and all of mankind a great service by collecting all of the far-right wing unreasonable conservative attack blogs' greatest/lowest moments from this seemingly infinite election cycle and posting them all in one handy-dandy place for our gawking pleasure…

Hampered by quaint, old-fashioned rules of journalism that require citing evidence and reputable sources, the mainstream media has failed to report a number of important stories about Obama and the conservative blogosphere has had to step up and do the media's job for them.

As a public service I have collected some of the most important of these stories in one place.

Pulitzer Prize judges, take note!

Swift's collection includes such classics as…

* Barack Obama's dark and mysterious years as a domestic terrorist at Columbia University

* William Ayers' ghost-writing of "Dreams of My Father"

* The Caribbean exile of Barack Obama's secret girlfriend

* Barack Obama's forged birth certificate

* Barack Obama's childhood homosexual affair with a pedophile

And many, many more. Lots of links, lots of explanation.

  1. just another "Right-winger, hate mongering fear monger!!! Maybe someday he will realize that we are not going to be afarid anymore…not all the lies, mistruths, and deceptions! They are losing power and they will say anything, and i mean ANYTHING, just to keep that power!!! that is why they call them "Republi"cons"!!!

    by billy bob October 29th at 9:42PM
  2. I don't understand why people after hearing all the bad things about Obama still embrace him as a voting option. The Church affiliation, Marxist comments and affiliations, Muslim ties and if nothing else his name for crying out loud. Hollywood the idiots of the silverscreen's backing of Obama…As if they new anything other than evil. Obama will if nothing else because he's a Democrat reduce our missile defense and reduce our military spending. Hello the U.S.S.R did'nt go away they just went to sleep…All in a plan with China to finally defeat us without firing a shot. You so no but who was helping Iran with Nuclear enrichment technology? Both the Russians and the Chinese. That's why we have'n't attacked them already…Because they are in there. What country is always negotiating peace for Israel? The US of course….Who would make the the Muslim world the happiest to negotiate this peace? Why one of their very own Barrack Hussein Obama…Muslim "Trojan Horse of Terrorism"

    by Brian October 29th at 11:15PM
  3. Wake up America your under a spell…For those of us who see that this is wrong it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion…The media is obviously biased and have really turned this election into a mockery. Obama the Democratic choice is at a great advantage with the money he has at his disposal as opposed to that of McCain. Voting in America has really gone to Hell and there shouldn't be such great advantages. The person with the most money wins in his political party not who is qualified….I'm Republican but I'd give anything if it was McCain -VS-Clinton…Atleast then I wouldn't feel that we are in danger. This election is different people are ignoring obvious reasons why you should not vote for Obama….The Media is pushing it in a biased way…Blacks are just voting black…Kids are just voting against the war. Sadly in the end when Obama wins hindsight will be 20/20….We will feel the fury of a Nuclear Iran and terrorism here at home. Our 401K and futures in quiet America will be over…Spend the money on that new Corvette or Mustang you were wanting. Because there is no future after Obama take office. Vote the Bible each and everytime if you want the country that GOD blessed tomorrow…..and every day after that. Choose your fate wisely….Say no to Obama the Trojan Horse of Terrorism.

    by Brian Davis October 29th at 11:34PM
  4. Brian davis, you poor thing, you just live scared and no one can make the right decisions when motivated only by fear. There's another way to live and all of us who like Obama believe that the world can be different and we are willing to make it different. It's not worth living under such fear. Your world is over because it's going nowhere and the planet can't sustain it anymore, we are creating a new one.

    by judit October 29th at 11:54PM
  5. When Obama is elected, he will dissolve our republic, enslave our white women, and turn America into a cesspool of communism and free abortions. By the way, Marx was quoting The Bible.

    by dumbhipster October 29th at 11:57PM
  6. What the *&*&& do you think a 700 billion bail out means? democracy? free market? Its socialism! yea i think we are already there and guess what party has started the charge? REPUBLICANS! WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    by boston65 October 30th at 12:32AM
  7. boston65 @ "Its socialism! yea i think we are already there and guess what party has started the charge? REPUBLICANS! "

    You don't understand Boston65, the Republicans are against the socialism they have socialized. That's why they screw it up every time they try it. Obama means it so his socialism will work and lets face it, America is just not ready for good government.

    by Bob L October 30th at 1:18AM
  8. Well, I, for one, am completely convinced. We all know that more links = more truth. And if you read something horrible about someone it absolutely must be true, otherwise why would the writer have risked his integrity to write it?

    by DaveW October 30th at 1:46AM
  9. if nothing else his name for crying out loud.

    brian, you are one ignorant fuck to base your vote on someone's name and all the bullshit you said doesn't mean anything cause you have no proof. mccain has sex with dead babies!!!! i have no proof but neither did you.

    you also show your lack of intelligence with your poor punctuation, and inablity to properly form sentences.

    by patrick October 30th at 8:59AM
  10. Nevermind my earlier proposition. Dumbhipster, will you marry me? What can I say? I'm fickled.

    by Speedy October 30th at 5:06PM
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