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October 30 at 3:48AM

Barack Obama Appears on The Daily Show

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Barack Obama makes his fourth appearance just six days before the election. He talks about his infomercial, jokes about his socialist past, and dismisses the Bradley effect.

Some Sean Hannity fans may not want to have a beer with him, but how do you think he did?

  1. hey well i really don't have much to say,but i wish the best for both canidates.exspcialy my main man BARACK OBAMA.THANK YOU!

    by krystle miles November 3rd at 3:28PM
  2. "The Borgen Project has some good info on the cost of addressing global poverty.
    $30 billion: Annual shortfall to end world hunger.
    $540 billion: Annual U.S. Defense Budget."

    by The Borgen Project November 3rd at 4:04PM
  3. OBAMA, OBAMA, OBAMA, OBAMA, man…the change we need…no one better then him. People please dont be foolish, please do not vote Bush back into the system, it would just dig our economy into a much bigger hole. Come on please, the world want Obama to win, doest that tell you something.

    by will November 3rd at 4:38PM
  4. Sincerity is going a long way with me. He has my vote.

    by Evan Fox November 3rd at 4:40PM
  5. Oh my God you people will absolutely believe ANYTHING but the freaking T-R-U-T-H !!! How can you possibly think it would be a GOOD ??? thing to vote for biraq o(B)ama ?? He totally SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME !
    First, just look at his tax change FLIP FLOPS. First it was $250,000.00, then it was $200,000.00. NeXT came $150,000.00. After that it was $120,000.00. RIGHT AFTER THE ELECTION it'll be YOU ALL PAY TAXES IF YOU EARN MORE THAN $42,000.00 !!!
    Next, do you truely feel comfortable with that man's BUSINESS, PERSONAL, and POLITICAL associations for the past few decades. How about his friend ole Bill Ayers, dedicating his book to SIRHAN SIRHAN, the man who SHOT DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE ROBERT F. KENNEDY DEAD !!! Remember BIRAQ o(B)AMA just happens to be a DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE. So his buddy IDOLIZES A MAN WHO KILLED A MAN JUST LIKE BIRAQ !!! Ironic isn't it ??? By any chance, do any of you happen to know where his CHIEF ADVISOR is from? I didn't think so, so let me enlighten you…SHIRAZ IRAN ! Perhaps you might like to inquire as to who were his clients at Davis, Miner, Barnhill, & Galland. After that ask about his former roommates Hasan Chandoo and Wahid Hamid. How about who contributed to his US Senate campaign. I'll bet you never wondered about his relationship with RASHID KHALIDI ??? Also, don't forget the INSIDER ACTION with Tony Rezco !!! Did you ever wonder who, and what funded his education at Occidental in California, or Columbia University, how about Harvard Unoversity ??? Remember, these are not CHEAP LITTLE COMMUNITY COLLEGES ! Then, right out of college, how could he afford to travel to Karachi Pakistan, India, Indonesia, and Kenya ???
    Now to address his statements, during a recent trip to Iraq, where he said to Iraqi leaders "DO NOTHING ABOUT THE WAR TILL AFTER I'M ELECTED PRESIDENT…I'LL ""TAKE CARE OF THINGS "'
    I don't think I could live with an o(B)ama (I can't even get myself to say the word (PRESIDENCY), but if, in the remote likelihood that he wins the White House I can't wait till you all no longer HAVE YOUR EYES WIDE SHUT, AND REALIZE THE QUESTION…WHAT HAVE WE DONE…biraq o(B)ama should NEVER HAVE BEEN ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE USA…As joe biden so elliquently stated, MARK MY WORDS…IT WILL HAPPEN !!!
    Now try and TAKE YOUR DEMOCRAT HAT OFF AND T-H-I-N-K FOR YOURSELVES…is he REALLY the right choice ? Hopefully you'll realize that this is one VERY DANGEROUS MAN !!! After that, ask yourselves this question..If biraq o(B)ama becomes President of the USA…will I EVER BE ABLE TO VOTE FREELY AGAIN ???
    Not only is he 'measuring the drapes for the White House, but he just may be working on obtaining TITLE AND DEED TO 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE….PRESIDENT FOR LIFE. And yeah, for those of you not up on your civics lessons, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. is the addressf the White House (you know…where the president lives…)

    And remember SPREAD THE FREAKING WEALTH !!!

    by NO(b)ama08 November 3rd at 4:49PM
  6. I loved the episode with Obama. My kids watched with me and they shouted at the tv saying "he is the guy Mom is voting for" and "he's going to be the president". I hope they understand how important the election is. My children went to the causcuses with us and they will go with us to vote tomorrow too. It is important for them to feel a part of their own future. I will die inside if McCain (aka the crypt keeper according to my 14 year old) wins the election. I am hoping for an Obama landslide so we won't have another Bush v. Gore fiasco. Vote on TUESDAY!

    by Angela in Iowa November 3rd at 4:50PM
  7. I decided to live, travel and work abroad for a year to get a bigger view of the world. To see how other governments functioned, how different people lived and worked, and get an outsiders view on the place that I love and call home…America. What I've come to realize is that people are very much the same all over. There are good, kind, hardworking people everywhere and there is a tremendous amount of affection toward the US and Americans in general despite the overwhelming dislike of our current administration.

    I was taken aback by how closely Europe follows the US news… yes and The Daily Show. What I've been seeing/hearing over here lately is optimism. Optimism inspired by the hope that Barack Obama will be our next president. Optimism that he will lead not just the United States but the entire world in a better direction.

    Virtually every day as I commute to work reading Senator Obama's book "The Audacity Of Hope" someone will comment to me: "He's a good man," "I hope he wins," "We need him." I believe that Senator Obama did just fine on The Daily Show but if you want a real glimpse into what this man is all about I recommend reading his book. He is a good man, I do hope he wins, and the world does need him to inspire us all to be better world citizens. I look forward to calling him my President.

    by American In Old Blighty November 3rd at 5:14PM
  8. This is for No(b)ama08….
    First, you may want to expand your horizons a bit and watch something other than Fox News. This rant of yours is the typical old style partisan scare tactics that has elected people on both sides of the political spectrum which has gotten us into the mess that we are in today.

    Second, George Washington, the father of our country and one of the greatest US presidents didn't win the War of Independence by demanding that his position and ideas were right above all else. He listened to and took the advice of several brilliant military advisers. The founding fathers did the same… they compromised and worked around our common interests… something Barack Obama understands and has done and will continue to do as President.

    Finally, stop shouting. For Pete's sake, can't you argue your point intelligently and eloquently without yelling out a bunch of lame talking point scare tactics?

    by American In Old Blighty November 3rd at 5:37PM
  9. I laughed out loud when I read NO(b)ama08's post. Why on earth would someone like you watch this show? I know it pokes fun at both sides… but you need a sense of humor and some education to appreciate it. Oh, and "education" doesn't mean watching Fox News and carefully reading all those "Obama the Arab" email forwards. …I just read it again and I'm still laughing!

    by Shug November 3rd at 7:50PM
  10. I can honestly say I laughed out loud after reading your post NO(b)ama08. I laughed because of your horrible spelling issues for one (the man's name is spelled B-A-R-A-C-K), but moreso, I laughed at your obvious over abundance of ignorance.
    Where you by chance aware of Senator McCain's involvement with the Keating Five scandals? Or perhaps that he has intentions of raising taxes on the LOWER class of America, whilst putting more money into the pockets of the already wealthy?
    My next question to you is – why in the hell is it possibly your concern where Senator Obama got the money for his education and for whatever travels he may have taken thereafter? Which if you had paid attention to the man's speeches at all throughout this election process, you'd be aware that he's already answered those – so really, you're only showing your own ignorance.
    Now, as I personally feel the rest of your post was utter rubbish, I'm just going to keep laughing really hard and possibly hold out a smidgen of hope that you'll open your own eyes. Take note of what the Republican party has become – corruption, greed, lying, and fear-mongering towards Americans.
    Oh yeah and seriously, using caps lock to get your point across…really doesn't work out so well, Chief.

    by Belle November 3rd at 9:25PM
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