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October 30 at 11:15AM

Joe the Plumber IS Just Like Us!

POSTED BY: Karen Lurie

Samuel Wurzelbacher has hired a PR firm and is being pursued for a country music record deal.

Who?

Samuel Wurzelbacher!

Oh, you might know him better as Joe the Plumber.

Here's more about his PR firm:

The Press Office, a PR firm based in Nashville, Tenn., represents an eclectic array of other clients including country stars John Anderson and the Gatlin Brothers, quirky folk singer Leon Redbone, NASCAR driver Chase Mattioli and animal repellent firm Liquid Fence.

(Here, I'll save you the trouble.)

And here's more about Joe's musical skillz:

A longtime country music fan, Wurzelbacher can sing and "knocks around on guitar" but is not an accomplished musician or songwriter…

Or a licensed plumber. Or a person named Joe.

Of course, this all really proves that Wurzelbacher is just like us. Because I, Karen the Indecision Blogger, also have a PR firm (what comedy blogger doesn't?) and am just putting the finishing touches on my latest election-related country album (an homage to the CB radio craze of the 70s), "11/4 Good Buddy!"

  1. He is knowledgeable about artists: http://tinyurl.com/5nrhmn

    by Antagone Jones October 30th at 12:02PM
  2. One week ago, wasn't he saying that he wasn't doing any interviews anymore and he wanted out of the spotlight?

    What happened to that?

    by bearness October 30th at 11:31AM

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