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October 30 at 11:23AM

Liddy Dole Runs Distortion Campaign For Christ

POSTED BY: Dylan Ris

What Biblical scholar could forget Jesus's legendary Sermon on the Mount? You know, the one where he scaled a hill near Galilee, raised his arms and, using metaphors of salt and light, launched an attack ad against State Senator Kay Hagan (D-NC).

Well Senator Liddy Dole (R-NC) is continuing in her heavenly father's grand tradition by airing a commercial accusing Hagan of "taking Godless money."

Dole's ad slams Hagan for accepting money that was raised at an ActBlue fundraiser held in Boston at the home of a person who, among other things, is on the advisory board of the Godless Americans PAC.

Now if that isn't spitting in the eye of Christianity, then Barack Obama is a capitalist. It couldn't have been worse if Hagan had personally shit on a Bible herself.

Fortunately we have this attack ad from the Book of Liddy 10:29…

By the way, didn't you like how, at the end of the ad, it clearly sounds like Hagan is the one saying "There is no God"?

Yeah, well neither did Hagan, a Presbyterian elder. She's now threatening a lawsuit unless Dole pulls the ad.

So long as she can find a court that will swear her in on an Atheist Bible.

  1. This woman disgusts me, as a North Carolinian, i would vote for any other choice, even a 3 legged, one eyed mangy dog would be a better choice (more competent) to represent this state.

    by Steve November 4th at 11:52AM
  2. If I were Elizabeth Dole, I'd be desperate to win too. The alternative is to sit at home all day with Mr. Viagra and his Magical Pocket Veto.

    (aka Throb Dole)

    by J Brisby October 30th at 5:38PM
  3. Elizabeth Dole played connect-the-dot and ended up at her own butt. It's standard operating procedure this election season.

    by David R October 30th at 12:35PM
  4. Typical liberal main stream media spin. Everyone knows Jesus is a registered Republican. I mean it says so in the Bible. Luke specificity says Jesus filled out His voter registration card as a Republican.

    That's why a vote against Elizabeth Dole is a vote for Satan and the destruction of America.

    by Bob L October 30th at 11:55AM

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