Malcolm X to Barack Obama: I Am Your Father
I spend way too much time reading commentary and news on lefty web sites like Slate, the Politico, and the Christian Science Monitor, so I shouldn't be too surprised that I missed this jaw dropper: Barack Obama's father was Malcolm X.
This is proven by right-wing blog Atlas Shrugs through simple anthropology, racism and eugenics…
Barack Hussein Obama Sr., Tom Mboya, and Philip Ochieng, all share common physical features of the Kenyan Luo tribe: Modest stature under six feet, round faces, small chins, wide set eyes, slanted back foreheads, and retracted hairlines… none of these features are shared by Malcolm X and Barack Hussein Obama Jr.
It's hard to argue with that one, especially since everyone knows that male babies inherit every single phenotype from their father's Y chromosome. Or in this case, the X chromosome.
The photographic evidence is compelling. The images are the same size. Both Malcolm X and Obama are in front of a microphone. And they're facing the same direction.
This is startling, and I'm sure the Obama campaign wanted to keep a tight lid on it.
Can America really elect a man whose father was a black Muslim?
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If you check Wikipedia you will see Malcolm X named all his children after someone in his life or from history, although the spelling was always altered. Our "President-Select" has two daughters (X had 6 daughters). Malia and Sasha. Malia and Sasha….hmmmm. Malia (Malcolm) and Sasha (Betty Shabazz). I'm just sayin…………….
You people sure a "funny" on this site!
I thought phrenology was written off as Crazy Science hundreds of years ago?
I got news for these simpletons. Everyone on the planet is descended from one, that's right one, woman from Africa. Everyone. We are all Africans, and we Americans are all African Americans.
Except these neanderthal wing-nuts. Evidently they are not homo sapiens.
Well it sure does look like Malcolm is photographed here making the "half-white in the voting-booth" joke Obama made on the Daily Show. Hmmm.
No Barack. I am your father.
He had to off his grandmother to prevent people from learning that his mother was really Squeaky Fromme.
So this means Obama is an American citizen after all? So why did Obama kill his grandmother if he doesn't need to fake his birth certificate? Come on conservatives, work with me here on this.