October 31 at 2:40AM
Stephen Colbert Predicts the Election Using The DaColbert Code
Stephen doesn't believe in polls, instead he relies on superficial connections in seemingly random information.
Stephen can't seem to make a connection to McCain. Do you have any of your own?
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I love it! Hilarious!
While it's not "news," I thought I would share a video of political satire that I have uploaded on youtube as a trailer to my forthcoming feature film, THE HILLS HAVE THIGHS: AN APPALACHIAN COMEDY.
I hope you like it. During tough times and hot political fights, I have always appreciated a good laugh whenever I can grab one.
a summary of the video is as follows:
Limosine liberal, San Deigan transplant Tree Tree Davenport considers herself "imprisoned" in Appalachia as she manages The Shamrock House, a local Resort owned by her employer-mega corporation. Come with me as I crack a window into the soul of this un-centered woman who just doesn't "Get it". An Obama-obcessed progressive with a penchant for Mammy Dolls and other self-described "Negroabilia", This character showcases the amazing talents of actress Mollie Smith Gross, star of THE HILLS HAVE THIGHS. Hope you enjoy!
here's a link to the trailer on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g7zdgtY9z0
here's the encoded html:
Have a great day and thanks for allowing me to share!
James "Bubba" Cromer
Former Independent Member of the South Carolina House of Representatives 1990-1998
Producer, Writer & Director
THE HILLS HAVE THIGHS: AN APPALACHIAN COMEDY
website–
http://www.thehillshavethighs.com
Okay, I'm going to give it a go
-Lollipop
-Lil' Wayne
-Rap music
-Wrapping paper
-Christmas
-Holiday
-MLK Day
-African American
-Presdient Barack H. Obama Jr.
-defeated
-John McCain!
LOL, I DID IT! Emmy pleeease
Let me try
Socialist
Druge Report
Larry King Live
John McCain
Not Socialist
President Barrack Obama
hmm, no luck here
lol, I loved this bit. Stephen is so funny
The time has come in this election process to follow the wisdom of the Miss America Pageant and have a BEAUTY CONTEST of the PRESIDENTIAL and VICE-PRESIDENTIAL candidates. Everyone is required to wear a one-piece bathing suite and appropriately matching shoes. The talent show portion of the competition requires each candidate to sing The National Anthem (without accompaniment) AND without their voice cracking. In conclusion, each candidate will give a speech beginning with the statement, "I want to become [Vice-] President of the United States of America because I want to help people in THIS COUNTRY…." They have exactly 50 words to continue speaking about exactly how they would do that, no more words than 50, and no less. (They may count words on hands and feet.)
Joking aside, GO Obama!
This is the first time I've blogged. What's a bot?
President – President Bush – War Crimes (recycling depleted uranium for use in munitions causing genetic mutations of newborn Iraqi children is most certainly a war crime) – Prisoner of War – John McCain – McCain/Palin – Palin 2012!
It is so nice to not hear the word god bleeped out in the phrase: god dammit. Censorship is such bullshit. Why is god bleeped out on comedy central, but when they talk about Jesus dying a horrible death and it being basically all us sinners' fault, I'm way more offended. You don't have to stop bleeping god dammit, just bleep everywhere. Damn. Isn't the dammit part the obscene word in the phrase? Obscenity laws are so 1800s.