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November 1 at 12:00AM

Countdown to Electiony: 3 Days

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Between the two of them, President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney have managed to go their lives having only been arrested for drunk driving a shockingly low 3 times!

And, to their further credit, no hookers will killed in the process.

(I know a certain Democratic Lion of the Senate who can't say as much.)

  1. At least Kennedy did not commit an act of treason – McCann did.
    McCann was one of five servicemen who were captured by the VietCong who signed a letter denouncing America, its people and its policies. TRUE FACT. His arms were broken when he ejrected from his plane, yes they were not set properly but he was not tortured. Whatever medals he did receive should be returned and given to the thousands of MIAs who died because they would not commit an act of treason.

    by Fran November 1st at 3:20PM
  2. CF: How can you say that Kennedy "paid his dues and made amends"? He never spent a day in prison because of his name and connections. Justice was not served for his act of manslaughter. I'm sorry to hear he has cancer, but he still evaded punishment for his crime.

    On a side note, we have 3 days left to tell the left and the right that we're fed up with their BS. We need liberty, people. We need Bob Barr.

    http://www.bobbarr2008.com/

    by Jim November 1st at 12:34PM
  3. I cannot take Palin anymore. Goodbye cruel world.

    by Mort November 1st at 12:08PM
  4. Sarah Palins Youth
    http://chappyreport.blogspot.com/2008/11/sarah-palins-youth.html

    by chappyreport November 1st at 11:49AM
  5. Ladies and gentlemen, a horrible new reality confronts us four days from now after two year; no presidential election. What will we do?

    by Bob L November 1st at 9:06AM
  6. Guys'n'Gal: please add Yahoo!Buzz to your "share" options…nothing from your network's website is ever listed there, only embedded videos off site.

    As far as the Mary Jo K scandal, I think that Ted paid his dues and made amends…To bring that up now when the man is dying of brain cancer is truly a low blow and totally disgusting: the kind of thing that I would expect you to decry with satire rather than shaming yourself by engaging in the behavior.

    As far as making mistakes, atoning, and moving on: Can anyone in their right minds say the same for John McCain, who was cleared(?) in the Keating 5 scandal despite taking the most bribes and the most active role ONLY out of the Senate's regard for John Glen? A worthless son of an illustrious family, his career is based on coziness with very monied interests, in contrast to Kennedy, who has always championed those not fortunate enough to marry and heiress.

    McCain has made a career out of selling his vote ever since, most recently in telecom industry under his direct supervision as Commerce Chair.

    by CF in Naples, FL November 1st at 8:07AM
  7. Are we still on Day 8?

    by Wake And Bake November 1st at 6:59AM
  8. You know, if you party just as much as I just did, and then tilt your head to the left as you're looking at the 03 above, Dick Cheney's head/the zero turns into the space helmet of a funny little spaceman with funny little feet.

    by yingge November 1st at 3:38AM
  9. You know, if you party just as much as I just did, and then tilt your head to the left as you're looking at the 03 above, Dick Cheney's head/the zero turns into the space helmet of a funny little spaceman with funny little feet.

    by Carmine of Arimathea November 1st at 3:23AM

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