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November 3 at 12:00AM

Countdown to Electiony: 1 Day

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Besides being the loneliest number that you ever knew, 1 happens to be the number of nations under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all that the United States is.

  1. I am feeling something that I think might be "hope." If it lasts more than four hours, who should I call?

    by pourmecoffee November 3rd at 9:00AM
  2. This thing is gonna be some pisser one way or the other.

    by Cube November 3rd at 9:10AM
  3. LET'S BRING THIS FUCKER HOME BITCHES!!! OBAMA/BIDEN 'O8

    by Risky Rev. November 3rd at 9:14AM
  4. An Obama win is starting to look more rather than less likely. I'd like to know what an Obama Presidency would mean for Britons.

    by Curly November 3rd at 9:29AM
  5. What would happen to a vote if you voted early and that candidate died, before the election? Would the vote count towards the vice president in the running, or would all votes be discarded and everyone had to vote again? Kira and friends in Terre Haute, IN

    by Kira Stars November 3rd at 11:20AM
  6. It would go to the VP.

    by bearness November 3rd at 11:48AM
  7. I early voted for myself, Dennis. I wrote myself in as "Commie Socialist Stain" and I'm going to wait up all night and see how many votes I get. I think I have a chance. I really do.

    by Mazie Louise Montgomery November 3rd at 11:59AM
  8. I simply must note my admiration for frequent poster, Jim, who has valiantly pushed Bob Barr's candidacy, despite great odds, despite other posters who are hostile or dismissive, and has done so with what I believe is fairly good grace.

    It reminds me of George Carlin's admiration for a weed that grows in the middle of a concrete sidewalk, because it's so fucking heroic.

    by DaveW November 3rd at 12:55PM
  9. Thanks Dave. I appreciate your kind words.

    by Jim November 3rd at 1:56PM
  10. Obama's mom nude photo
    http://chappyreport.blogspot.com/2008/11/obamas-mom-nude.html

    by Chappynetwok November 3rd at 8:27PM
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