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November 4 at 3:50PM

Barack Obama Finally Endorses Tila Tequila!

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy


Time's Karen Tumulty reports from the tank, where Famous Barack Obama has been signing autographs for his loyal Obamedia pals. And that's not all…

Obama posed for group photos on the tarmac with reporters, the motorcade drivers and the advance staff. As we posed, Obama told us all to say: "Tequila!"

Barack Obama may or may not be drunk already. But I'm pretty sure this means he's endorsing Tila Tequila's candidacy for Congress in 2010.

  1. Is it me, or does TT look like Hervé Villechaize's face photoshopped onto a hot chick's body?

    by rob November 4th at 4:10PM
  2. Ok, Rob, now I'm creeped out. I mean, I'd still hit it like the fist of an angry god, but I'd keep hearing, "Da plane! Da plane!"

    Then I'd get every kind of anti-STD shot ever conceived or in R&D, no matter how experimental. But I'd still hit it.

    by Greg November 4th at 4:14PM
  3. Her body kinda looks too small for her head there…

    by AMgirl November 4th at 4:31PM
  4. I can't believe it. Someone with a small but national following even hotter and even dumber than Sarah Palin.

    by Michael Sullivan November 4th at 4:51PM
  5. Tequila!!!!

    by Robert November 4th at 9:44PM
  6. what has this country come to?
    thats why she voted for him.
    democrats have to buy their votes.
    no wonder all the poor people are voting for him.

    by republicangirl November 4th at 9:44PM
  7. "Tequila!"

    by Robert November 4th at 9:45PM
  8. Thats Fucking Hilarious. Obama wouldn't need to pay for our votes, He's just awesome like that. so fuck off. :D

    by Jon November 4th at 9:53PM
  9. IF this is true, give the girl a shot.
    As long as she knows what she needs to know,
    why not?
    If Arnold S. can be governor of California && be
    a successful one at that,
    who's to say this chick can't run the game too? haha
    I mean come on, we've all watched legally blonde.
    Not everyone in the government has to be
    a stuffy old man that no one knows.

    by Amanda Elzey November 4th at 9:53PM
  10. I'm sitting here SMH!!! OMFG LOL!!!!

    by AuroraTheGoddess November 4th at 9:56PM
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