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Barack Obama Finally Endorses Tila Tequila!

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy


Time's Karen Tumulty reports from the tank, where Famous Barack Obama has been signing autographs for his loyal Obamedia pals. And that's not all…

Obama posed for group photos on the tarmac with reporters, the motorcade drivers and the advance staff. As we posed, Obama told us all to say: "Tequila!"

Barack Obama may or may not be drunk already. But I'm pretty sure this means he's endorsing Tila Tequila's candidacy for Congress in 2010.

  1. hahahhaaha
    gooo tillaa

    by toriii November 4th at 9:57PM
  2. republicann girl is a LOOOSERRR
    hahahaa

    by torii November 4th at 9:59PM
  3. republicangirl needs to shut her skank hole. ;D
    Michael Sullivan needs to shut the fuck up too.
    Thanks.

    by Jon November 4th at 10:05PM
  4. Opinions are opinions.
    && My opinion is…this election year blows!
    No matter who wins, this country is fucked.
    Everyone is a fuckin celebrity… and everyone buys their votes through false advertisements.
    What has this country come to? The terminator as a governor(and no, not a good one).
    But I rather go for the BLUE than have another republican in office to fuck up the economy more than it already is.
    Freedom of speech snatches!!! vote NO on Str8 in Cali!!
    and for the people who think only POOR people are Democrats…get a gun and aim it at your head. its about the people, not about the money. Just proof that riches speak louder than brains….

    by AvoiceNO8 November 4th at 10:23PM
  5. wow republican girl, how stupid can you get?!
    just because mc cain is going to lose doesnt mean you have to make sterotypes for democrats/republicans. grow up sweetie :D

    by katarzyna November 4th at 10:41PM
  6. we vote for him for a better future for this nation.Unlike mcCain ,your own* family member will tell you to vote for obama after you meet him/her up in heaven . then you will understand Republican chick

    by DemocraticBoi New York November 4th at 10:47PM
  7. fuck that nigga, if he doesnt get assisanted hes gonna fuck things up so bad that another nigger wont be able to run for another million years. fuck all yall. fucking nigger lovers.

    by your mother November 5th at 12:58AM
  8. They say that PALIN is the freak? watch closely:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfSlrF8e60o

    by Axis Video November 5th at 1:01AM
  9. That rude racist comment below should be deleted. He's so uneducated, low class and ignorant! CONGRATULATIONS to our new Commander in Chief!

    PRESIDENT Barack Hussein Obama

    and

    Vice President Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr.

    by Jessica November 5th at 1:03AM
  10. hahaha wow we got some haters in here!
    all i know is that Obama has made history tonight!!
    and i voted for him to change our future! so things
    can be done to fix this country thats in dire of need!!!!
    Obama 08

    by Jsee November 5th at 1:03AM
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