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November 4 at 3:50PM

Barack Obama Finally Endorses Tila Tequila!

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy


Time's Karen Tumulty reports from the tank, where Famous Barack Obama has been signing autographs for his loyal Obamedia pals. And that's not all…

Obama posed for group photos on the tarmac with reporters, the motorcade drivers and the advance staff. As we posed, Obama told us all to say: "Tequila!"

Barack Obama may or may not be drunk already. But I'm pretty sure this means he's endorsing Tila Tequila's candidacy for Congress in 2010.

  1. …Maybe Obama just likes tequilas.

    by eo_mai November 5th at 1:06AM
  2. wow!! history was made tonight!! if u dont fucking like it, move to another country its people like you that fuck our country up anyways sooo feel free to move out you will not be missed!! deuces/kick rocks… OBAMA 08" YES WE DID!!!

    by tiff November 5th at 1:06AM
  3. "no wonder all the poor people are voting for him"?
    Okieday, now I'm not old enough to vote yet and
    so I don't exactly have much say, but calling democrates
    poor or rather saying poor people are going to vote
    for his doesn't sound very American to me…
    I don't know you republicangirl, but who became king
    and named you rich huh? I mean really, quite acting
    like a kid throwing a temper tantrum(sp?) and just deal
    like a mature adult would. Heck, I'm pretty positive that
    I'm younger than you and I'm handling this way better.
    -No I'm not saying if I could vote I would vote for Obama,
    but I'm not saying I wouldn't- I just think you made your
    own self look stupid and like a bitch by saying some of
    the things you did and I KNOW I'm not the only one who
    thinks that. Wow, this day must really suck for you huh,
    not only did your canidate lose, but you're getting your
    ass handed to you on the internet. Good job hun. ^_^
    Yeahh, that's all I've got to say mann…

    by LiGHTNiNG November 5th at 1:11AM
  4. Comment To: By Your Mother…
    How is he going to "fuck things up" more so than what this country is now? If he is assassinated (which I pray he isn't) Joe Biden will lead this country. Look at the (has been) competition. If McCain were assassinated, would Palin be the best for our country? I think NOT! So, give Obama credit. It's people like you that will never let this country be all it can be. Instead you are a racist pig that doesn't deserve what Obama can offer. CHANGE.. something we need… something we have to have in-order to live. If this story is true, Go for it Tila!!!

    by ash November 5th at 1:12AM
  5. haahah I voted for OBAMA fuck all yall mccain haters hahahaha his name wasnt even worth capatalizin hahah haters in yo face mothafuckers!!

    by NONE YA!! November 5th at 1:13AM
  6. Why would you even want another republican running this fucking country? Don't you want change, you dumbasssss.
    And Tila Tequila is a dumbfuckingcunt, all of you that even pay any attention to her, are just kissing her fucking ass and making her feel like she's actually someone important.

    by Sarah November 5th at 1:13AM
  7. what u mean nigga lovers?? u racist mother fucker…what is so different about blacks and whites??? nothing but the color of the skin..we all bleed red, we all got the same things on the inside that allows our bodies to function… its just that one is a darker….. times have changed bitch!!! get use to it cause you're going to see a lot of AFRICAN AMERICANS…we are more educated and have more knowledge than before. Being the president has nothing to do with color(although im glad we do have a black president)…its about making the US a better place to live for it's citizens…. so congrads to Obama….o yea u made yourself sound soooo stupid with that comment….. go to school or something..do something positive with your life

    by someone November 5th at 1:14AM
  8. ummmm are you ppl crazzy???

    a nigger is a nigger hello!!!!

    what has our world come to now america will be the getto and we will be pussys to all other countries and we will all have to own cadilacs.

    and the silly niggers are gonna think they have the right to speak up. now all the cops will have to let all the bad niggers out of lock up.

    ohhhhhhhhhhhh nnnooooooooooo

    no on 8

    by crazyperson November 5th at 1:16AM
  9. CHANGE

    C – OME
    H – ELP
    A
    N – IGGER
    G – ET
    E – LECTED

    FUCK obama AND FUCK MCCAIN

    SHOULD BEEN CLINTON FROM THE START

    MOS DEF 2012

    by ktown kid November 5th at 1:19AM
  10. I agree. That ignorant comment should be deleted. Lmfao. That is hilarious. We will all have to own Cadillacs? Fucking retard.

    Grats to Obama! Let's look forward to some change, cause this country needs it!!!

    by Mandie November 5th at 1:20AM
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