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November 4 at 3:50PM

Barack Obama Finally Endorses Tila Tequila!

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy


Time's Karen Tumulty reports from the tank, where Famous Barack Obama has been signing autographs for his loyal Obamedia pals. And that's not all…

Obama posed for group photos on the tarmac with reporters, the motorcade drivers and the advance staff. As we posed, Obama told us all to say: "Tequila!"

Barack Obama may or may not be drunk already. But I'm pretty sure this means he's endorsing Tila Tequila's candidacy for Congress in 2010.

  1. Stupid ass racists pigs. THERE IS TRASH IN EVERY DAMN RACE!!!!! By NO means is Barack Obama trash! Nor are his cute kids… you pigs who still think racism should exist, your probably the TRASH that voted Bush *MAJOR TRASH* into office the past two terms! I am a PROUD Democrat, Caucasian, and so relieved*glad*thankful that Obama will be serving us.
    There will be a day when your judged. God is blind to the color of any one's skin. He gave a man and a woman equality… race is no different. Everyone is equal. Everyone breaths the same air! Grow up, because AMERICA voted, AMERICA chose… move out of this country if your so worried!

    by Ash November 5th at 1:26AM
  2. hold up…
    theres niggers, then theres black people. lets not confuse the two.

    by KC November 5th at 1:29AM
  3. ur ass a retard too cause its more than just AFRICAN AMERICANS that are locked up…..white people are too… and america is not and will not be GHETTO*… you'll so worried about the color and not focused on the real problems like the economy and getting the soliders back here…. and stop being so ignorant every black person doesnt own cadillacs…. unlike some people thats writing, i LOVE all races…black, white, i dont care

    by someone November 5th at 1:33AM
  4. no…it is soooo disrespectful to use that word…. that word brings up so much history…why cant people just say african american..its not that hard.. or maybe even black…u don c me callin nobody a redneck cause i personally think its disrespectful and uncalled for… its all about respect

    by someone November 5th at 1:37AM
  5. To the person a few comments below. FUCK CLINTON!!! I'M SO GLAD THAT PIECE OF SHIT WILL NEVER STEP FOOT IN THAT WHITE HOUSE AGAIN. AFTER RAPING THAT WOMAN AND THEN TOLD HER TO PUT ICE ON IT!!!! THAT TWELVE STEPPING GEEK CAN WALK HIS DIRTY, WHITE TRASH ASS IN A JAIL CELL AND LETS SEE IF HE WANTS ICE ON IT AND BE OKAY

    by raja November 5th at 1:38AM
  6. sooo this is so off topic but any comments?

    so im in this discusion about prop 8. but im a republican (dnt like either pres more, i see good and bad in both) and im christain.

    but because i feel no on prop 8 someone said that becase i feel that way therefore i am turning away from god, and saying i cant be a christain and that mariage is only a religouse thing. and that only man and woman make a mariage. well i grew up with mom and a dad, and we dnt get along i no longer live with them and none of us were ever happy, love makes a mariage. and its not contagouse thats a stupid ignorant comment.

    but god gave us the choice if we were all to fall under him than none of us would be disagreeing about anything. am i crazy for feeeling this way?

    p.s you "crazyperson" your an asshole and your name suits you

    by toria101 November 5th at 1:48AM
  7. HAHAHAH CAUSE IF YOU PPL TRIED TO INSULT THE WHITE PERSON ABOUT BEING A REDNECK ITS ACTUALLY A COMPLIMENT.

    ANYWAYS YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKIN STUPID WATCH THIS NIGGER BRING US TO THE GROUND HAHAHAHAHAHA

    by crazyperson November 5th at 1:50AM
  8. HAHAH YOU PPL ARE INSAIN!!!

    go ahead CALL ME A REDNECK ITS A FUCKIN COMPLIMENT

    WATCH THIS NIGGER DRAG US INTO THE GROUND AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN NIGGERS THINK THEY HAVE A FUCKIN RIGHT

    by crazyperson November 5th at 1:54AM
  9. toria, you're not wrong. You did the right thing. Personally, I'm an atheist and feel EVERYONE should have equal rights. That is what this country was founded on and has lost along the way. Not everyone believes in a god. And not everyone believes in the same god.

    It seems that the words, "Seperation of Church and State," have been thrown to the wayside and people are thinking with the bible instead.

    If two people love each other then it is their right to be recognized by the government and have the same rights as everyone else. Hell, there seemed to be no problem with homosexuality until the bible was written.

    by pearlheartgtr November 5th at 1:59AM
  10. umm…okay… well… nice try, but I am certain he wasn't talking about Tila's Tequila, but way to get publicity for her.. maybe I need this writer to write for me…?!! ;)

    As to the racism.. it's people like you that make this day so SWEET. And it is why John McCain was NOt elected. He's from one of the most RACIST states in America. I say this from personal experiences – and No Martin Luther King Holiday….c'mon! Who would stand for that??? He picked the wrong state to run from if he isn't racist. Had John McCain been from California, it would have been a different story. Thank you to John McCain for running from the wrong state & picking the WRONG running mate…. Thank you to Bush for being such a suck-@zz president that people FOR ONCE were willing to vote for the RIGHT reasons; for hope, for change, for unity.

    Now there is no limit ot what brown-skinned Americans can do… and might I fuggin add.. what the FUGG is up with this African-American ish???? AMERICAN is AMERICAN.. We don't call every white person by their ancestrial origins! I don't hear whites being called "English-American", "European-American", "Irish-American"; unless they JUST moved from there in the last generation or two, so WHAT THE FUGG, AMERICA?? REALLY!@!!! A white person who knows 4 generations back was born here is just AMERICAN. So the fugg am I. AMERICAN. AMERICAN. NOT AFRICAN AMERICAN like the AFRICANS that just moved here from Africa. Born & raised in America. Hello??? What the FUGG??!!

    P.S. To you IGNORANT @ZZ KIDS that are making racial slurs… it is IGNORANCE like yours that keeps YOU & your loser friends working at the local drive-thru fast-food spot (aka Mc Donalds, KFC, 7-11; 4 you slow ones) long after high school… Grow the eff up and learn that some things are bigger than you & your pea-sized dinaosaur brain. Get a life – and an education – & stop breeding your ignorance in our beautiful FuGGIN Country!!!! You broke @zz BZ's.

    OBAMA 2009!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Amen… & no disrespect to anyone that wasn't dishing it out.

    PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by PRiNCeSS PoLiTiCS November 5th at 2:04AM
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