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Barack Obama Finally Endorses Tila Tequila!

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Time's Karen Tumulty reports from the tank, where Famous Barack Obama has been signing autographs for his loyal Obamedia pals. And that's not all…

Obama posed for group photos on the tarmac with reporters, the motorcade drivers and the advance staff. As we posed, Obama told us all to say: "Tequila!"

Barack Obama may or may not be drunk already. But I'm pretty sure this means he's endorsing Tila Tequila's candidacy for Congress in 2010.

  1. I am very disappointed in the election. Honestly, I think we had really limited options with our candidates. I know a lot of people are calling Mccain racist. I see now that Barrack has been elected, he immediately starts ranting about Black power and this and that. Now, I do respect it's a huge deal in black american history. But at the same time being a president is not about your race. He's said it himself, and I find it so funny that so many people are saying how Mccain is racist because why? Because of where he lived? If People want to carry out this "we're not racist" card. They need to live the lie. Does it make Barrack and his fans racist because they are going all for black power and martin luther king?? And if you are one of those people who voted for obama because he's black your insane. I believe you should look and see what your future president BELIEVES in before you just say HEY HES BLACK! If you looked at what he believed in, and voted for him for that reason good for you. But before you go calling MCcain, or people who voted for him "racist" you need to look at yourselves.

    by Disappointed November 5th at 2:30AM
  2. Pearl,

    Thank you that whole discusion in my class made me think hard today. And i dnt feel that our country should be fourcing the christianity beliefs on everybody else. i have friends that are all diferent i live in a house whith my boyfriend and he is yes on prop 8 but we dnt finght about it we both know that we have diferent oppinions about differnt things, and i hate to say i dnt like politics because it brings out the bad side of ppl. everyone feels that because the other person doent agree with them they are the enemy, and that they need to be on sides. cant we all just get along?? lol i still feel strongly about ppl having there own rights and i still feel like i am with me religon and im not turning away from god.

    by toria101 November 5th at 2:37AM
  3. Obama is going to drag all the white people to hell, the only reason he ran is to free "black america" he doesnt care about anyone else but the blacks he's promising all this stuff about change but oh psssh please, Whites soon are not going to have any rights at all, so while all you people are all for obama think about what you all just did…You ALL JUST VOTED FOR SOMEONE WHO IS GOING TO STRIP YOUR RIGHTS AWAY UNLESS YOUR BLACK.

    by Twitch November 5th at 3:29AM
  4. get over it usa sucks

    by cas November 5th at 3:46AM
  5. Well first off, from a white girl, We DID NOT make the wrong choice choosing Obama. He is going to be the best thing that has happened in 8 years to us. We can't handle another 4 possibly 8 years of someone JUST LIKE Bush. We don't need no more Bush.
    I got a bulletin the other day "All girls around the world are shavin their poo-nanies so they can say, Read our lips no more Bush" And it was so hilarious but so true at the same time. So no regrets here on voting for Obama.

    by Nikki November 5th at 7:48AM
  6. umm he doesnt want to strip white people's right…he just wants to make sure that EVERYONE has the same amount of rights…in some states blacks dont have the same amount of rights as others…n if he is soo much into blacks then why didn he visit any HBCUs?? and why are we still talkin bout race?? like i said before its not all about race… if another counrty come and blow the US up, they are not going to say," okay seperate the whites and black, and we are just going to kill them", they are going to blow all of us..americans… we need someone that will help us get out of this bad situation bush put us in… i don understand you people…..its actually kinda sad that you still think that way

    by someone November 5th at 9:39AM
  7. This isnt about race. I am so sick and tired of people making this into a racial issue! Like Mrs.Nikki said its time for change. This country cant afford 4 or possibly 8 more years of following the mess Bush has created. McCain supports Bush 100% and wants to continue in his footsteps. Not to mention McCains wife OWNS Bush beer. They have more money than they know what to do with. Middle class americans is what consumes this country. He doesnt understand nor can he relate to our struggles. 2 to all of you that keep bringing up this racial debate, you need to educate yourself on the facts of this election and the views of each candidate instead of showing your ignorance!

    by Brooke November 5th at 10:27AM
  8. I can't beleive the stupidity of our nation. The Japanese were right when 20 years ago they made the comment that Americans fat lazy and stupid. This years election clearly reflects this. For the first time in history we have elected as the leader of the free world a black man. This on its own would seem good and it is great. However it should not have been this black man. The voters in this no longer great country have choosen a terrorist simpathizer and freind to those who seek to kill, maime and destroy all that americans hold so dear. And for those who voted for the main loser – Shame on you for not getting your neighbors and like minded individuals out to vote.
    While watching the election results and exit polls claim glorious victory before the polls had been even 2% reported ( a violation of fair voting practises) It occurred to me that the majority of those who voted for the president elect were under 25 years old. These morons are not even old enough to posses enough knoledge to make an informed descision of this magnatude. As for the racial profiling of the exit polls I not surprised that nearly 100% of the minority vote when to the winner. Even if the individuals hadn't voted for Obama not one of those questioned would have admitted voting otherwise for fear of reprisal by their peers.
    So America I sincerely hope that we don't have to regret your mistake forever and that those of you who voted for ruin live long enough to choke on your descisions.
    I am sorry that I have wasted so much of my life defending your right to be uninformed, stupid and moronic.
    Good luck with your self imposed socialism

    by Disapointed Vet November 5th at 12:33PM
  9. if you've got an issue with how americans voted.. then i suggest you leave this country! the last thing we need are more haters. if you can't stand how our country didn't go for your sorry a$$ mccain and think the usa is now pathetic.. then get outta here, cause i can guarantee you that any other country you go to will destroy you as a citizen!!

    im glad that the usa finally grew a brain and voted for the right person this time.. i just hope some morons like skin heads or republicans don't go and assassinate obama!

    by Julie November 5th at 1:19PM
  10. Well Julie, From the looks of your reply, it wasn't you that grew a brain!
    It's the under educated voters like your self that are truely the problem. You voted one way or the other based soley on your freinds say and/or mob mentality. McCain wasn't the better choice either. Had you had enough intelligence to read more than one line you might have been able to understand my point.
    For nearly 50 years now Americans had repeatedly voted for poor choices as their president. Voting based on unfullfillable promises or free-b's based on taking from those of who worked very hard to get our wealth to provide for the under acheivers and lazy is not the change our country needs. Maybe if you got off your couch and got a real job that paid better you wouldn't be in such a hurry to vote for a self professed socialist just to try and get afree lunch.

    by Disappointed Vet November 5th at 1:31PM
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