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November 4 at 3:50PM

Barack Obama Finally Endorses Tila Tequila!

POSTED BY: Mary Phillips-Sandy


Time's Karen Tumulty reports from the tank, where Famous Barack Obama has been signing autographs for his loyal Obamedia pals. And that's not all…

Obama posed for group photos on the tarmac with reporters, the motorcade drivers and the advance staff. As we posed, Obama told us all to say: "Tequila!"

Barack Obama may or may not be drunk already. But I'm pretty sure this means he's endorsing Tila Tequila's candidacy for Congress in 2010.

  1. What we all need to do now is stop arguing on articles made purely for entertainment. Seriously now. I was surprised to read all these post about the election and not about how they mentioned Tila running in 2010! I figured I'd see some haters or bashing of Tila. Ugh, people, go to a McCain versus Obama forum for that. Lighten up and have fun. It IS Comedy Central after all. =P

    by Alex November 5th at 1:50PM
  2. FUCK YOU, DISAPPOINTED VET!' I know your ancestors were probably crackers and all, but putting the voters who are under 25 is shameful. Wake up! The YOUTH OF AMERICA IS THE FUTURE. You are not. You are not going to be here. Just rest in peace, you old fart.

    by GOBAMA! November 5th at 4:22PM
  3. Well once again you Gobama, have tried your hardest to prove my point. I guess your leader's platform of racial equallity ment nothing to you either since apparently you still judge other Americans by their ancestry and being "crackers" or not. So just how bigoted, Racial and hipocritical are you? I have to wonder just how many people who blogged here today actually listened to, understood, and thought about the empty promises their candidates made during their campaigns? Niether of the big two had any chance of actually delivering even a small percentage of the promises made but millions of Americans took their bait hook line and sinker. Or maybe is it that Americans today are afraid to stand on their own and only join the groups making the most noise about themselves being number one.

    by Disappointed Vet November 5th at 4:42PM
  4. Dear mr. dissapointed vet
    I'm one of the millions of people under 25 years old (I'm 19) who voted for President Elect Obama, and I take the things you have said as an insult. One, I would like to point out that while you stand on your high horse and pretend to be more educated than everyone else, you are also making more grammatical errors than anyone who has posted on this. Two, people between the ages of 18 and 25 are more often those people who are in college currently, where ideas like politics and economics are discussed more than anything else, being on a college campus I have seen and participated first hand in this. Three, if you have such a low level of respect for our government, then why did you serve in its name and honor (if indeed you are a veteran)? It's hard to remember a time when politics made the people happy, because it's all about compromise, and that seldom makes people as happy as they want. As to this generation being lazy and stupid, I work 65 hours a week during the summer, and am a full time student who tutors and manages my college's lacrosse team, and I know plenty of people my age who work just as hard to succeed. I will end this with pointing out that it wasn't the 18-25 year old's who got the country into the mess it is in right now, it was your generation, and it will be our responsibility to fix it so that we don't leave our children with the same burden you have left us with. Try not to be such a sore loser next time.
    Sincerely,
    a stupid college kid who voted for Obama

    by uneducated college kid November 5th at 7:09PM
  5. Osama Bin Laden i Mean Obama and Biden Are Gay Lovers And Obama is The Catcher Not The Pitcher….I Have No Problem That Our New President Is Black I Just Think Its Stupid That People Voted Him In Cause Hes Black Yup I Said It The Only Reason Hes Our President Now Is Cause Hes Black Well Half Black Half Terrorist…..Obama Is Gonna Get Our Country Invaded So U Stupid Fucks Who Voted For Obama Better Get Some Guns And Prepare For Some Urban Warfare Cause Its Gonna Happen

    by Obama Sucks Balls November 6th at 12:00AM
  6. hey obama sucks balls,
    if this country ever gets invaded, I'll gladly defend it for my president and for my country, but I'll have you know that if we get invaded it will not be because of a black president, it will be because of ignorant people like yourself who preach negativity and create the negative outlook that so much of the world now has of us, hopefully President Elect Obama can fix the mistakes of people like you and restore us to a country that is looked at as it should be, one of hope and freedom from prejudice

    by uneducated college kid November 6th at 1:13AM
  7. I agree with everything you have to say, uneducated college kid.

    by Obama Supporter November 6th at 2:18AM
  8. I completely agree with you uneducated college kid. Their generation has left a giant mess for us to clean up.

    by Washingtonian November 6th at 7:45AM
  9. You all are so ignorant! Obama was not the right choice he is a marxist! Google it because I'm sure most of you don't even know what that is… He is not going to keep us safe and many people will die because of him!

    by Educated College Woman November 6th at 8:50AM
  10. first of all too all u people who think that obama is just black and that is the only reason people voted u are wromg if u listen to him he is half WHITE and was raised by his white family so as a white person i voted for him and i think he is going to be good for america and all u people who dont can kiss his ass and mine

    by holly November 6th at 10:45AM
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