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November 4 at 3:36AM

Countdown to Electiony: 0 Days

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

Zero: The number of times in our nation's 232 year history, as of the time of writing, that the country — despite being originally populated by dark-skinned Eurasian migrants, having a multi-continental populace going back longer than the country itself, currently boasting a citizenry with genetic ties to every conceivable place in the world, and a roughly equal (though leaning female) gender breakdown — has seen fit to elect a non-white, non-male person as either its president or vice president.

Today is the last day in our nation's history that we'll ever have to admit that again.

  1. Cube. Yes you. Come hither. Your Queen will have a word with you.

    Steer clear of Suzy. She's mad. Multiple personality disorder ;-)

    by Her Majesty November 4th at 2:22PM
  2. I still suspect mary is stephen, or jon…

    by Hilo November 4th at 3:02PM
  3. No. I'm not Stephen or Jon. But if I had to choose which one I'd rather be, it would like total indecision. Mary, Suzy, and Her Majesty are all the same crazy person. All female too the last time I looked. There's another one also but I'll not telling. You have to guess.

    Btw, thanks for the compliment. I didn't realize I was that hilarious.

    by Mary November 4th at 3:30PM
  4. I meant mary-m. Same thing?

    Athena, maybe Diana?

    Not because you're hilarious, because you're an avid debater. Which I'm not.

    by Hilo November 4th at 3:40PM
  5. That's the one.

    by Athena November 4th at 3:45PM
  6. It's been fun. Kind of like cod liver oil. Or so I'm told.

    by Hilo November 4th at 3:47PM
  7. Yeah. A good way to avoid studying. I feel kind of sad that's it's over.

    Btw, Suzy's my real name. So, are you drinking yet?

    by Suzy November 4th at 4:03PM
  8. What in the wide world of sports is going on here? I don't know why but if you get bored, check out this drum battle between Buddy Rich and Animal from the Muppets.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3zNANjJNio

    by Cube November 4th at 5:01PM
  9. I was done by 11:00 a.m.. Nice drums, Cube.

    by Hilo November 4th at 6:25PM
  10. OMG. This guy I hang with to get away from mother, Jim Andrews, is actually a drummer and he's sitting right here with me now. I played it for him. He really dug it. He says Buddy Rich uses a traditional grip which he could never get. Jim's really awesome though. He's been playing for years in bands in the Auburn, NY area. He's pretty well respected around here. Are you a drummer?

    Btw, Jim's really not going to miss CNN. Every time I'm here, I try to keep on CNN and he tries to keep it on MASH.

    by Suzy November 4th at 6:49PM
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