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November 4 at 11:07PM

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POSTED BY: Dylan and Ethan Ris

Everyone knew that the Democrats were going to make gains in the U.S. Senate tonight.  The real question was whether or not they'd be able to reach a filibuster-proof 60-seat majority, and kick Joe Lieberman out into the gutter once and for all.

Unfortunately, their plan for those 60 seats has a picked up a little too much Joementum along the way.  The Dems were counting on picking up at least one Senate seat in the South – either in Mississippi, Georgia, or Kentucky.

It's looking like that Southern Strategy isn't going to work out . . .

* Republican minority leader Mitch McConnell has apparently held off a very strong challenge from Democrat Bruce Lunsford, winning by just a couple percentage points.

* In Mississippi, recently appointed Republican incumbent Roger Wicker looks almost certain to defeat former Democratic Governor Ronnie Musgrove.

* Georgia is still undecided . . . incumbent Republican Saxby Chambliss leads, but the results from the Democratic stronghold of Atlanta are still trickling in.

Watch this space for more updates as the evening proceeds . . .

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