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No matter how long you have to wait on line to vote today, consider yourselves lucky you weren't in one of the experimental districts where some of the people who voted early were forced to come to terms with their own mortality:

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  1. @smart people: Please tell me what the closing number is on that. It's fucking killing me. Also, no way I'm voting for Trig unless they hook him up like they did that mouse.

    by Ahhhh! November 7th at 2:28PM
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