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November 4 at 11:48PM

Florida, Colorado, Virginia and Nevada Pour Salt in McCain's Wounds

POSTED BY: Dylan and Ethan Ris

Barack Obama has already won the presidency.  Now Florida, Colorado, Virginia and Nevada want to kick John McCain on his way out the door.

From MSNBC…

Florida: Obama 51%, McCain 49%  (90% reporting)

Colorado: Obama 54%, McCain 45%  (58% reporting)

Virginia: Obama 51%, McCain 48%  (95% reporting)

Nevada: Obama 60%, McCain 38%  (3% reporting)

All have been called for Obama.

As a comfort to McCain, he won Utah.

  1. I definitely only voted for Obama because he is a black democrat. All this talk of policy and leadership just got in the way of the real issue.

    by Matt November 5th at 12:43AM
  2. Listen here sherry
    This is what happens in a democracy. You're just pissed because your little redneck ass believes in all that antichrist bullshit. Maybe being republican has blinded you to the fact that Bush in all his stupidity is actually the devil and the american people have finally gotten it right. Not only have we gotten it right but we have done so in record numbers. 29 million people cannot possibly be completely wrong!!!! Also, being black and demacrat has nothing to do with it. Here's proof: I was raised in the town that saw the world's first Klan rally (Kokomo, In. Look it up if you don't believe me). Obama had the balls to not only show up here once but three different times. Its that type of courage and conviction that won him the election

    by Pissed off bitch November 5th at 12:48AM
  3. pissed off bitch, you're from kokomo? no shit, i live in greentown. the klan shit is true.

    by tug and i'll tell November 5th at 12:58AM
  4. Um Sherry imagine the fear you feel now and multiply it by 8 years, that is how the rest of the world has been living. This government has been unbalanced under a failed Republican administration and it's time for a change. People voted for Obama because he is qualified and has intelligent ideas which is more than I can say for our soon to be ex-president.

    by Britelite November 5th at 1:39AM
  5. The only way Obama will bring "the end of days" is if you little evangelical freaks pull something stupid. We all put up with your fear mongering, half mentally handicapped Texas Ranger for 8 years. Shut your mouths and watch what a “True American” can do when he has the chance. Try not to end the world because a larger percent of this country is tired of your bullshit threats.

    by Guy November 5th at 2:39AM
  6. Wake up Sherry, it was your side that utterly failed on everything. War, International Relationships, Budget, Governance, Economy, Economy, Science, Health the conservatives have been WRONG 100% of the time. The liberals are the only people left to run things.

    Obama is president because he is the best main and the right is bunch of useless, extremist fools. Have fun with your little purity civil war in your precious GOP.

    by Bob L November 5th at 12:27PM
  7. I think your god has abandoned you Sherry. Were you not 100% faithful at the last snake handling meeting?

    by Ol' Whip November 5th at 1:12PM
  8. Wow sherry. Move to an island and wait for Jesus alone.

    by Jenna November 5th at 9:26PM
  9. A good Ole' game of "Kick the Fundy Evangelical while they are down!" What a hoot! But seriously Sherry, it's Satan. If Satan can to Earth, and the End Times were upon us, would not the Prince of Lies come to us in a form we would not know? (Bet you can't find that ref in the bible before I come back and publish it tomorrow, and you call yourself a Christian!) Surely he would not come as a Black Liberal, but as a Televangelist or a Mentally impaired born again from Texas maybe? Honestly, I don't mind if you are Christina, I just don't like that you're stupid and don't seem to think for yourself!

    Hold on, brb Beezelbub is on the phone………

    by liam November 6th at 3:46AM
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