Help John McCain Rent a Movie Tonight
In each of the 3,928 elections he's lived through, John McCain has followed an Election Day tradition: he stops campaigning, goes home and watches a movie while democracy does its thing. But today there is no popcorn for the old maverick, because he's busy giving some last-ditch stump speeches. So sad!
Let's hope, for John McCain's sake, that this election gets called early so he can get to Blockbuster before it closes. Here are our movie suggestions for Senator McCain; please be a Real American and put yours in the comments.
*Dodgeball: It is, after all, a true underdog story.
*Star Trek: First Contact: That pretty Borg Queen reminds him of Cindy.
*Love Story: Because love means never having to say you lost an election.
*The Manchurian Candidate: Or not, since he's seeing it play out in real life.
*Juno: Bristol Palin's friends keep talking about this one, for some reason.
*Good Night, and Good Luck: An interesting look at the Real Americans who helped make sure Real America was safe from Commies.
RSS
Good Morning, Vietnam. By tonight, he'll be longing for the good old days.
Intoccabili, Gli (Machine Gun McCain). Peter Faulk's crazy eye seems normal compared to this campaign
Dr. MagicWall or How I Learned to Stop Campaigning and Love Obama
"Apocalypse Now".
Best of the Best – Because he too has had some bad experiences in that part of the world, and looks a little beat up because of it.
Donnie Darko – perhaps he'll wake up and Obama's win will just be a dream!
McCain is a Maverick who enjoys a good comedy, so it has to be Bazing Saddles. He'd love the irony of Bart(Obama),The Waco Kid or Jim(Biden), Lili Von Shtupp(Pelosi), and of course Mongo(Al Gore). You know he would enjoy the evening.
But then again McCain may enjoy sitting around in his boxer shorts and t-shirt holding a pool cue stick, watching Red Dawn and shouting "See!! This is what is going to happen if that punk kid wins!"
2001: A Space Odyssey and 2010: Odyssey Two, because after tonight he'll need a new world on which to try his hand at politics.
Caveman – So McCain can laugh at the good ol' days.
The Ten Commandments – McCain can watch a preview of an Obama presidency.
Pink Flamingo – For the ending.
Phantasm 2 – That's no fun going out like that. (Scanners works too)
I Spit On Your Grave – Palin may like that.
Bubba Ho-Tep: Roadmap for McCain.