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November 4 at 6:24PM

Kentucky Senate Race Results Coming In

POSTED BY: Dylan and Ethan Ris

The first ten precincts in Kentucky have reported their returns in the Senate race . . . and they have incumbent Republican (and Republican minority leader) Mitch McConnell leading Democratic challenger Bruce Lundsford, 52%-48%.

You can follow the results at the Louisville Courier-Journal's website.

Don't know what those 10 precincts are, but this portends a close fight for the Senate seat, which has been a target for Democrats looking to avenge their leader Tom Daschle's razor-thin loss in 2004. Also, McConnell is ugly as sin and his fellow Senators think that Lundsford's a little easier on the eyes.

Watch this space for more details on this marquee race …

UPDATED AT 7 PM: With 9% in, the race is even tighter with McConnell leading 51%-49%.

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