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Let Freedom Vibrate!

POSTED BY: Gonzalo Cordova

As Eric informed us earlier, a quaint little shop called Babeland is offering free curios to voting patrons.

If the Maverick rhetoric in the presidential campaigns is doing anything, we hope it’s motivating everyone to get out and vote. Which is why we’re giving away a real Maverick, absolutely FREE to all voters. All men, not just Joe Six Pack, love the Maverick sleeve ($20 value) by Vibratex. He’s always there to lend a hand, he works for every man, and he bucks the status quo.

I feel like bucking the status quo right now. I want to buck the hell out of it.

Wait, it gets better. We’ve got one more enticement. A free Silver Bullet ($15 value), because that’s what our country needs right now, a magical solution to difficult problems. Babeland’s most popular compact mini-vibe feels fantastic and is a great stress-reliever during these troubled economic times!

Aw, man, I just relieved my stress all over my hand. Yuck.

Bring a voter registration card, ballot stub or your word of honor that you cast a ballot on November 4th and we’ll give you either a free Maverick sleeve or a Silver Bullet. This offer is good at any Babeland location in New York and Seattle November 4-11, while supplies last.

Even if you don't have the hard evidence you slipped your ballot into the slot, your word of honor, via oral confirmation, is enough, because who's more honorable than a sex-shop customer? The election is in your hands, people!

Let's all applaud the good people at Babeland for insuring that this election, there's one poll that can't be denied (hint: it's your penis).

Hurray for excessive innuendo!

  1. "Putting the POWER back into the hands of the voters"!

    by trauma63 November 4th at 2:54PM

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