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November 4 at 11:20PM

McCain Concedes

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

11:28 – I feel like I should be all nice and all about McCain just conceding and saying nice things about Obama. But no. Fuck him. He bitched it up by running the nastiest campaign of a generation and ruining my perviously pristine opinion of him.

It's just like U2. I dislike them way more than I dislike Nickleback. Because I used to respect U2.

11:27 - McCain supporters are booing the next president. They must hate America.

11:26 – Sarah Palin doesn't look all so chipper now, does she?

11:25 – "My friends." He said it. I can relax now.

11:24 – I don't know, man. He's saying a lot of nice things about a guy who pals around with terrorists. Good thing he didn't win.

11:23 – Oh, good. McCain won Arizona.

11:22 – Is it just me, or does McCain look about seven years younger tonight than he did yesterday?

11:21 – John McCain is on TV now, pretending like he still has honor. Let's see how this goes?

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  1. You're a good man, John McCain. Your supporters and staff? Highly questionable. Defeat can shape somebody more than accomplishment, and that's something his supporters can learn. Most Democrats I know did. And we managed to accomplish a lot.

    Hella!

    by veeskips November 5th at 3:36AM
  2. McCain was gracious in concession, and I believe he meant it. His advisors ran a nasty campaign, and he appeared to hate it. He should not have tolerated it, and that was his responsibility to stop it. Palin is a useless POS, and she appeared to always enjoy being down in the gutter in this campaign. Last night we saw the old McCain back for the first time in a long time, and you saw the real Palin when McCain offered her the microphone. She said nothing in defeat; she offered nothing to heal the wounds of her attacks. She cares not at all about the welfare of this country. She is a self-absorbed person of low morals hiding behind born again idealogy. She may well be the future of the GOP and trust me she won't need shades.

    by George November 5th at 6:15AM
  3. I liked McCain in 2000 when he ran against W. and I still like him.

    He let the campaign get a little out of Hand and apparently got lost in it a little but he tried to stop his angry followers at his own rallys when things got too crazy.

    Now he gave this great speech and he deserves respect for it.
    He is not a sore looser and an still a great man.

    by Doktor Kraesch November 5th at 7:56AM
  4. HE HAS HONOR! Don't you support your troops? He is a POW, and what would you expect him to say. Although we may not agree, we still need to support the new president.

    by lindsay November 5th at 8:31AM
  5. Dennis, leave me alone. Can't you see I'm trying to study?

    I still love John McCain. I have my reasons, some of them personal. I still think his forte is education. The fact that he graduated lowest in his class doesn't change that for me. Sometimes we need to look to the "unsuccessful" student to inform us on what is wrong or right on education. This is coming from an A student who is sick to death of jumping through hoops to vindicate my intellectual inferiors.

    Btw, I have to correct John Lewis. Martin Luther "would" not "be so pleased." He IS so pleased. People like him don't die. They go up to the mountain and just never come back down again. Like Moses.

    by Suzy November 5th at 8:46AM
  6. Great, McCain endorses Palin 2012: http://tinyurl.com/5g5ovz

    by Huffybike November 5th at 9:36AM
  7. No sniveling, Suzy. Just get the degree as the rest of us did.

    by AlsoAnAStudent November 5th at 9:53AM
  8. So the outcome is clear. All we have to worry about now is a possible JFK, RFK style Illuminati assassination. If that happens, we'll know we're fucked for sure. I've been fearing it. I've been fearing it and so have a lot of other people. The ex, ever the optimist (but with a warped sense of humor) called me this morning and told me President elect Obama had been shot. That was not funny. He knows that's not funny. But he knows me. Here he is laughing at me. He has been saying all along, nothing bad is going to happen. But he makes fun of me.

    We lived (and he still lives) in a cabin up on a steep hill. I always parked across the highway to avoid what he calls "the hill of death," just to tease me. Panic and ride that break and you'll have an accident (and I did once and he was beside himself). Everyone is not meant to be a driver. That's the real problem with living in an automobile society. I should never have left him. But I was just so damn lonely. He always worked such long hours to provide us with everything. And still does.

    Women drivers.

    by Suzy November 5th at 10:07AM
  9. Also- you're right. No sniveling. Discipline, as much as I hate it, for it's own sake, is what you have to do.

    There are times in life when failure is just not an option. In my case, I'd be throwing away, many more years of hard work than I actually needed to get this degree.

    Damn you. Dr. Stormann! Just kidding. Dr. Stormann, you are the one teacher I have had that would call Rabbi.

    by Suzy November 5th at 10:20AM
  10. Congratulations Barack. The world is a better place for your win, and I loved Michelle's dress last night. Very edgy and chic.

    by Hilo November 5th at 2:39PM
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