Patton Oswalt's Election Day LiveBlog
Beginning at 7:30 EST/4:30 PST, the amazingly wonderful and wonderfully amazing Patton Oswalt will be LiveBlogging election night for Indecision 2008.
What can we expect? According to Patton, a little of this:
Four hours of free-form, increasingly drunken blathering as I wind and wend through the three major networks. Plus the androids at CNBC, the MSNBC drum circle, the FOX News dickslaps, CNN and their Polyphonic Spree-sized pundit pack and, my favorites, the poorly-dressed, marble-mouthed zombies at PBS.
Four hours! I'll be updating — fuck, sometimes every few seconds. And with pics! And you can comment!
The words epic, hilarious and boner were coined back in the olden days solely in anticipation of me someday trying to describe how I feel about this.
To hold you over for the next few hours, here's something Patton wrote about election day 2004.
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is it even on this page?
John Smith's comments are so offensive I nearly spit Harrison Ford's cock out of my mouth with outrage!
Is thing happening or not? I might have to go check some hack's live blog, as I have little choice now.
Let's go hobbit; Mr. Magoo awaits your first move.
This isn't there, but here is where you have to go to see the blog,
http://blog.indecision2008.com/tag/patton-oswalt/
How can Brian Williams be declaring all of these states WITH ZERO PERCENT IN????? It's driving me fucking nuts!!!!
Does anyone know his parents' number? Maybe you could call them and tell them to look down the basement stairway. If it's a light blue glow, he's sitting in front of his TRS80. If it's a dark blue glow, he's spankin' it while watching Adult Swim. Talk about dereliction of duty.
Maybe I'm the late to the party, but I wish I could have Sheppard Smith's head for my dresser top!
Pennsylvania … happeeeee!!!
I'm declaring a State too – I'm declaring that Pennsylvania will even be more provinvial in the coming year.