Patton Oswalt's LiveBlog
10:36p: Oprah's quoting the Bible on ABC right now.
10:19p: Man, William Kristol won't let the Palin thing go. He's got evil, far-reaching plans…
10:12p: Bring me the head of Michelle Bachman!
10:03p: Stop calling what McCain has before him a "climb". The people on the Hindenburg didn't face a "climb" when that thing hit the power lines.
9:57: "Are you watching FOX News? I think they're drunk. I'm not kidding. Listen to Brit Hume."
9:54p: Boy, Shepard Smith just made the term "strategy room" sound fucking ominous.
9:52p: I'm pretty much going to keep it on FOX for the rest of the night. Dan Rather shall be a palate-cleanser.
9:44p: Is anyone watching CNN? It's over. McCain had a chance against Obama,
but he's no match for MATH.
9:42: Sorry I haven't posted. I'm letting the scotch dapple my heart.
9:34p: I can literally hear Fred Barnes' stomach eating itself from tension and defeat.
9:28p: Ohio for Obama. I'll still be blogging for the next two hours, but…
…IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!
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Go Overtime!!!!!! More more coverage.
chuck gibson just declared obama the 44th president.
very anticlimactic if you ask me.
at least have diane sawyer some some nip…
geez.
Yeah! Take that hippie Woodstock failures!
Patton, did you pass out from the hooch, already?
Check out the douchebaggery on ABC Family Channel. Pat Robertson's on CBN News/700 Club.
god bless you Patton, those fucks at Comedy Central didn't bother to think of those of us who don't have cable but YOU were there for us. Promise to see your show next time I'm in whereveryouareplaying USA USA! USA!
Um, you still there, Patton? The Lone Ranger won!
America fuck yeah!
Did anyone see Gore Vidal interview on the BBC? Either he's gone dotty or he's more of a genius than ever.
Oh my god THIS IS IT
The moment we've all been waiting for.
It is now cool to be an American again.
People are lighting off fireworks in the street, my friends are screaming "yes we can" at the sky/television/me, and crusty, vegan anarchist bike-punks are skipping past my front porch chanting "USA, USA, USA…"
I can smell the freedom in the air.
I HEAR THAT TRAIN-AH-COMIN'
We (all of us, America) fucking did it.