November 4 at 8:08PM
Patton Oswalt's LiveBlog
8:04: No alarms and no surprises…
…so far.
8:02: Barack's racking up states. Best "win tone" for state wins — CNN. Worst "win tone" — CHILLER TV (Leanne Quigley screaming)
8:00p: Dan Rather on McCain's South Carolina win:
"McCain's taken South Carolina, but it's just a pebble in a balloon kicker's shoe."
7:54p: Everyone on BBC America's saying "Ah-bama". Get it right, you damn limeys!
7:53p: Everyone on BBC America's drunk, and their map guy has a goblin-eye.
7:52p: As I write this (4:50 PST) Barack's got Vermont, and McCain's got South Carolina and Kentucky. Lattes vs. bar-b-q — FIGHT!
7:50p: William Kristol's Joker-smile is covering a swarming belly full of righteous pain.
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I believe you mean Linnea Quigley, Scream Queen extraordinaire and star of Return of the Living Dead and Silent Night, Deadly Night. That's right, someone's paying attention to your nerd references!!
Convicted criminals are not allowed to vote.
So, things are looking pretty well for Obama now, I only hope that the lead stays.
If you are a Convict, you cannot vote. Unless, a Judge determines that you can, after probation…not certian of the specifics but a buddy of mine can now vote because a Judge gave him back that right.
To our Friend from Canada…nope prisoners can't vote..and if you are convicted of a felony you NEVER can vote again.
Let's clarify the 'prisoner' question. If you have been convicted of a felony you lose your right to vote permanently. However, if you are in jail, waiting to be tried for a crime you CAN vote. "Convicted criminals" is too vague. You have to be a convicted FELON to lose your right to vote.
Billy Kristol's smile is insane right now, the guy looks like he is about to cry everytime he talks.
Kucinich looks like a lock to hold on to his seat in Ohio! Four more years of Dennis and his hot Brit wife!
obama is going to appoint oj as secretary of keeping it real. i saw it on fox
Patton?
Patton?
Are you there, dude?
I know this live election blogging's boring, but I'm still doing it:
http://mahtwocents.blogharbor.com/blog/_archives/2008/11/4/3962990.html
harlan ellison has you on speed dial and you quote radiohead without using quote marks. sigh. love love love you, don't mean maybe.