November 4 at 3:20AM
Stephen Colbert Names the 2008 Campaign Winners and Losers
We don't know who won the election yet, but Stephen's got some results.
Do you have your own campaign champs? Failures?
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In 2004 here in the Northeast of the good ole USA the Red Sox made history, winning the World Series for the first time in 86 years. Thus we all became RedSox Nation. Now that Obama has made history beating Mccain, I guess that makes us an ObamaNation; or in my eyes-an ABOMINATION!
Colbert,
You've accidentally stumbled into a realm that *I think* you didn't really knew existed…
The realm of synchromysticism…
You've developed the "dacolbert code"—
We beat you to it.
http://www.synchromysticismforum.com
We predicted Obama winning, we predicted 9/11 before it happened, we predicted the Nazi's in tophats shouting about HH and 88… wtf is up with that?!
Here's a link to the site, which explains what the "dacolbert" code actually is..
http://www.synchromysticismforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=55
So put your ear to the grindstone, and get educated… er schooled.
peace out,
mike janitch
Okay everyone get this! This morning I went to the polls to vote. And not liking either canidate, I took a look at the West Virginia's official write in list and to my surprise there he was in big black bold! Santa Claus. I hushed my laugh because my eyes could not believe what I was reading. Santa Claus a reasonable and official write in vote! After the shock and humor sunk in I actually became offended. This is a serious election everyone! And a major one at that (if not the biggest election in history). So when I got home from the polls i found did some research and found this website! http://www.newser.com:80/article/d93dpnk00/santa-claus-is-real-and-he-wants-your-vote-but-write-ins-struggle-with-election-rules.html
copy and paste to find out the true story of why Santa Claus was on West Virginia's write in list! He is a real man! The story is actually kinda funny. I am not as offended at before- and actually find it funny again. It is not a joke, a prank, nor a mistake. He paid the fees and filed the paper work and was a write in canidate! Hope you found this as hysterical as I did after I learned all the facts! My biggest question is if he would get elected would it then be Christmas all year long for atleast 4 years?!?!?!??!?
"I wish the candidate would discuss global poverty more. According to The Borgen Project:
$30 billion: Annual shortfall to end world hunger.
$540 billion: Annual U.S. Defense Budget."
Stephen has really lost his edge over the past few months. It's all I can do to fast forward through the show. What a shame. It was such biting commentary and now has become too mainstreamy and safe.
The biggest loser in this election – Shirley F*in' Nagle