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November 4 at 11:04PM

WE DID IT!!!!

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WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1. Glad to see a bi-racial person was elected, BTW, Barry is not African American, very few people are. Most everyone is part black when you look at family trees. Too much has been said about the black or female issue this election. I think people should vote based on ability, not sex, or race. This election proves how egocentric people are.

    by futile November 5th at 10:09AM
  2. Race absolutely was an issue, He (Barry) took 95% of the black vote.
    Voting against someone just cuz they are black is just as bad as voting FOR someone just because they are black… God HELP this country under his administration. This country has come a long way from the days of 9-11 drom fighting terrorists to electing them. BTW, i'll never understand why Black people vote democrat as much as they do. Read a history book people… President who free's the slaves, Republican. Party that pushed through the civil rights bill, Republican. Party that promises change change change change and delivers the same, Democrat…..

    by Woody November 5th at 11:03AM
  3. A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine that America can suffer defeat without any nconvenience to themselves.
    Pause a moment, reflect back. These events are actual events from history…They really happened!!! Do you remember?

    1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by a Muslim male> extremist.>>
    2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped> and massacred> by Muslim male extremists.>>
    3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by> Muslim male> extremists.>>
    4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were> kidnapped in Lebanon by> Muslim male extremists.>>
    5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up> by Muslim male> extremists.>>
    6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a> 70 year old> American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his> wheelchair> by Muslim male extremists.>>
    7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a> US Navy diver> trying to rescue passengers was murdered by Muslim male> extremists.>>
    8. In 1988 , Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim male> extremists.>>
    9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first> time by Muslim> male extremists.>>
    10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were> bombed by> Muslim male extremists.>>
    11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used> as missiles> to take down the World Trade Centers and of the remaining> two, one> crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and> crashed by> the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by Muslim> male> extremists.>>
    12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan> against> Muslim male extremists.>>
    13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and> murdered by– you> guessed it– Muslim male extremists..>>

    No, I really don't see a pattern here to justify> profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people… Absolutely No Profiling! They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males alone lest they be guilty of profiling.

    According to The Book of Revelations: The Anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM (He may be some form of christian, he is is still descends from Muslim roots) descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal….the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, he will destroy everything.

    America, you voted for him, and i hope you get ALL the change that he promised. People fail to realize that change cam both ways, he can make you worse off then Bush did, Thats still change….

    by Bitter American, clinging to my gun with antipathy towars Barry who is not like me November 5th at 11:14AM
  4. Bitter American, if you actually believe what you just wrote, then I truly feel sorry for you.

    by BrittW November 5th at 12:03PM
  5. To bitter American,

    I am combat vet. Proudly served my country in war. Airborne infantry. I have closed with and killed the enemy for my country. I will fight for my country when called upon. I am a proud American Today! Prouder than I have been for a long time. You and your deluded hate and the cowardly fear that you live in every day was the greatest threat to America.I say (was) because now your threat has been diminished. Obama has shown us how to defeat cowards like you by rising above you. Terrorists are a threat to the world and America because of ignorant people like you. You feed into their plan and foster the religious ideology that is the cause of not the solution to all the unnecessary problems in the world. Keep you your bronze age mythology to yourself, or don't, I don't care. You and you ilk are becoming increasingly irrelevant by the second. You are like that Senator from Minnesota , Standing in the front row of an angry hate filled mob screaming hatred at anyone who is slightly different than you . Only you haven't noticed that the rest of the mob has come to their senses and gone home. You are standing by your self and we are laughing at you. I invite you to watch the change happening in America. Watch as Hope defeats fear. As Unity defeats division. As truth defeats lies. When you are able to summon the courage I invite you to join the rest of us as we work to make the world a better place. Until then You can be bitter I guess. The choice is yours.

    by Boxcar November 5th at 12:38PM
  6. Fuck you bitter American. Both my boys are saying, "We're gonna see a change in America!" For the way we feel, you can't take it away from us. For the the way we feel feel today. You can't take it away from us. We'll hope for today. Think about dissappointment tomorrow. These are my my two boys.

    by Suzy November 5th at 1:29PM
  7. Woody -

    The civil rights act was signed into law by a democrat – July 2, 1964. You can quibble on the legislative support but it was more of a regional thing than a party thing – Republicans and Democrats in the south hated it while their northern colleauges generally supported. I cannot pretend to know how all this turned into the party demographics that we have today but you cannot just blow off the black vote by saying they should read history. Their is obviously something going on when 80+ % of a group supports the same party. And just because you do not know or understand it does not mean that it is based on ignorance.

    FYI – The Republican party is very different from the party of Lincoln. I would argue that only the name is the connection that ties together then and now.

    by Joe November 5th at 1:42PM
  8. feel feel, my my? Would have been a great writer. Need a secretary. Pretty? I expect so. Should have never learned to write. Great embarrassment to the English language. Love you Sarah. Both of us are very smart. Both of us are due to exceed expectations.

    by Suzy November 5th at 1:43PM
  9. We're all totally in the tank for Satan so… fuck off.

    by Cube November 5th at 2:33PM
  10. Be sure to use this good energy everyone to look around and see what you can do in your communities. We finally have a leader that will give us back our standing in the world and our faith in ourselves and each other, but we'll need to do as much as we can to help too.

    by tebt November 5th at 2:38PM
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