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What's on Jeffrey Toobin's Laptop?

POSTED BY: Matt Tobey

Throughout this race, Jeffrey Toobin has been caught red-handed checking sports scores and his Facebook account while sitting on The Situation Room's pundit panel. And when they cut over to the panel just now, Toobin actually closed his laptop, so you kind of have to assume he was doing something worse than playing Scrabulous.

So, you make the call: What's on Jeffrey Toobin's laptop?

You're probably thinking porn. But let's be honest, you're always thinking porn.

  1. It was porn! (But tasteful porn).

    by Toobin November 5th at 6:17PM
  2. Anderson Cooper fanfiction.

    by halen November 4th at 9:13PM
  3. Probably sending Obama a congratulatory e-mail.

    by T.Ruth November 4th at 7:09PM

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