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  1. So again, who's his VP?

    by iowagradstudent November 5th at 4:55PM
  2. Stephen's fuckin' awesome! And of course Jon Stewart would be his vp!

    by Liz November 5th at 5:49PM
  3. Election Night was a great episode. Dr. Colbert for Master of the internet. Loved the roof top scene. Can't wait for prime time.

    by CAT November 5th at 5:57PM
  4. What does South Carolina think about this? Are you going to pay all my medical bills, my mortgage, my car payments and give me a college education? You must be the new saviour if so!!! You have to measure up to Messiah Obama, you know!

    by beth November 5th at 5:59PM
  5. This is a historic moment we have been building towards, when our nation can finally shake off our historic shackles of reality. Some credit should be given to ACORN's voter registration drive, for shoring up that all-important imaginary voter bloc.

    by Jacob November 5th at 6:00PM
  6. What's his stance on the recent Skrull invasion? How is he prepared to deal with our new alien overlords?

    by George Notaskrull November 5th at 8:00PM
  7. I voted for him :D

    by Tyler C. November 5th at 10:51PM
  8. Bastards. :( Stephen is fifty times more awesome than Dewey.

    by Rissa November 6th at 9:02AM
  9. Colbert 2012

    by kaji November 7th at 8:10PM
  10. Early voting ballots are just now being counted. You gotta thank Acorn and Florida for NOBAMA's historic win. Stephen Colbert 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Liz November 8th at 8:31PM
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