November 5 at 3:20PM
Stephen Colbert Wins the Election in the Marvel Comics Universe
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UPDATE: Apparently this front page was printed prematurely and the Bugle was forced to issue a retraction.
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So again, who's his VP?
Stephen's fuckin' awesome! And of course Jon Stewart would be his vp!
Election Night was a great episode. Dr. Colbert for Master of the internet. Loved the roof top scene. Can't wait for prime time.
What does South Carolina think about this? Are you going to pay all my medical bills, my mortgage, my car payments and give me a college education? You must be the new saviour if so!!! You have to measure up to Messiah Obama, you know!
This is a historic moment we have been building towards, when our nation can finally shake off our historic shackles of reality. Some credit should be given to ACORN's voter registration drive, for shoring up that all-important imaginary voter bloc.
What's his stance on the recent Skrull invasion? How is he prepared to deal with our new alien overlords?
I voted for him
Bastards.
Stephen is fifty times more awesome than Dewey.
Colbert 2012
Early voting ballots are just now being counted. You gotta thank Acorn and Florida for NOBAMA's historic win. Stephen Colbert 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!