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November 5 at 12:22AM

THE Speech

Our President is smart again.

It's like the end of the first Star Wars…. A New Hope.

  1. I'm not used to this! At all! What am I supposed to do when I don't have to cringe whenever our president opens his mouth??

    by Hazard November 5th at 12:26AM
  2. Truly, every time Obama speaks, and angel has an orgasm!

    God, I really did cry. Maybe it's the long day and the booze, but I think some of it was the speech.

    by iowagradstudent November 5th at 12:31AM
  3. Not to be smarmy, but wtf is Michelle Obama wearing on this historic occasion? Is she on fire? I thought sista knew how to dress fly…. puhleeze..

    by johnny November 5th at 12:31AM
  4. If my brother could've lived to see this, RIP Sarge, the boys are coming home. You did your job.

    by CJ November 5th at 12:35AM
  5. Now what am I supposed to use as a drinking game?… Used to be every stuttered made up word was a shot …

    by teanykenner November 5th at 12:35AM
  6. Mccain is just like Darth Vader whitout the helmet.
    im from Chile, latinoamerica. Congratulations for you're new president, duds!

    by Fabrizio Copano November 5th at 12:39AM
  7. That was weird. I actually wanted to hear what he was saying. I haven't listened to a person in a position of authority since…well…ever.
    It actually made me feel funny feelings, like 'hopeful' or something.
    I don't know, the feelings are so old and dusty I barely recognized them.
    Wow!

    by LovesBB November 5th at 12:39AM
  8. it's gonna take time to get used to respecting my president…

    by Shreya November 5th at 12:45AM
  9. Don't worry Stephen Colbert, I'm sure the good Mr Bush will give ya 2 more months of great unchanged America. Hang in there'
    I get it!

    by David Caswell November 5th at 12:50AM
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