Over on Cracked, Michael Swaim is understandably upset that John McCain was somehow allowed to make one gracious concession speech after weeks and weeks of calling Barack Obama a terrorist and now he's getting a pass from most people in the press. So…

"In order to protect the innocence of the American public, I've taken it upon myself to make McCains concession speech as vitriolic and hate-filled as the months leading up to it were. Do us both a favor, and watch this video over and over until it has supplanted all memories of the actual speech."