November 7 at 11:23AM
Barney Bush: "I'll Take Off His Ear Next"
Barney, the soon-to-be-ex First Dog, bit a Reuters reporter yesterday. The reporter had to be treated by the White House physician.
"Yeah, that's right, I drew blood," said Barney, interviewed after the "accident." "Look, I'm eight years old. You do the math. You know what I'm saying? I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all!"
Click here to see slo-mo footage of the bite, in what I like to refer to as "The Pupruder Film."
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SCOTTIES ARE NOT INTIMADATED.YOU GO BARNEY
Aye, I'm a laddie from hell. I kin fight. Next time, I'll take yer ear off!
Play me a skirl on the pipes why doncha?
I am so glad someone here got a hold of this story. It was my first big laugh of the day when I saw the slow-mo. Actually I like the "official" video by the Urban News reporter. Great stuff. Hopefully this will end up on Stewart or Colbert next wek.
Reservoir Dog.
Speaking of White House pets, I'm sorry to say, but the Oliver pet thing fell kinda flat.
A funnier angle, rather than hawking the puppy mill pups, might have been a silly interview with some animal rescue types on why Obama should get a shelter pup.
You could probably get more laughs by finding some silly rescue type (I know they mean well, but a lot of them are just flat out crazy), and then put in a good word for all the orphaned pound puppies at the same time.
Just my two cents.
… and lipstick?
Look carefully and you'll see this is a pit bull wearing a fake beard.